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Zach loved music. He knew just about every song that existed, but he also knew that he couldn't sing to save his life. And the only place he felt secure enough to sing accapella was the shower. That's where the normality of this hobby ends.

"rubber ducky, you're the one..." zach sang, holding the bar of soap like a microphone.

you see what i mean? what normal sixteen year old boy even knows that song, let alone have the guts to sing it without being drunk?

"rubber ducky, lots of fun...uhhh" he stopped singing and tried in vain to remember the next line. "Dangit, what was the stupid line?! he screamed, resulting in his mother nearly spearing herself on a kabob in surprise. "oh, forget it." he said before breaking out onto the chorus of Gunther's 'Ding Dong Song'.

"you tease me, oh please me, i want you to be my love toy..."

Downstairs, zach's older sister was rolling on the ground, laughing at her retarded brother.

zach continued to sing wierd and stupid songs (including; Naughty Girls Need Love Too, If You're Happy And You Know It, The Logical Song, and Everytime We Touch) for the better part of an hour, by which time his sister had passed out from not being able to breathe due to her amusement at her brother's mental retardation.

When zach finally got out of the shower, there was no hot water, and most of his family was laughing their heads off downstairs.

Zach quickly got dressed in his pj's and yellow ducky slippers and went downstairs, only to have his parents fall out of their seats cracking up and his sister pass out again as soon as he entered the room.

"What's so funny guys?" he asked, clueless. At this point his mother joined her daughter in the land of the lollipops when she passed out as well, and his dad turned a deep shade of blue while slapping the floor and pointing at Zach.

"you guys are so wierd" Zach stated, before turning around and going back to his room.

the end.