Emmett gives Billy a helping hand (Not literally haha)
Billy had just finished putting the groceries in the car when his wheelchair gets stuck....
Emmett, who so conveently happened to be walking by, spotted Billy and ran over for a girly chat
"LIKE, HIIII BILLYYY, WAZZUP?" He squealed.
"LIKE, HIIII EMMYY, IM STUCKKK, CAN YOU, LIKE, HELP ME?" He squealed back.
Emmett jumped up and down and clapped.
Emmett
Gripped
The
Handles.
He
Narrowed
His
Eyes.
He
Adjusted
His
Position.
He
Gave
The
Teenyist
Little
Push
And.........
BILLY ZOOMED OFF SCREAMING
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Emmett ran home to play Halo with Jasper.
Later, Jacob came round to ask.
"Oh hi Jacob" Bella said
"Hi Bella, ahs anyone seen Billy?" He asked
Emmett fidgeted.
He looked around suspiciously
He checked his non-existent watch
Everyone looked at him.
"EMMETT, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH BILLY" They all screamed at him
"Erma.......Funny you should ask.........Well, I sort, kinda....*ahem* Heaskedforahandcausehiswheelchairbrokesortaishandipushedhimandhewentzoomingoffintothedistance...."
(He asked for a hand cause his wheelchair broke sortaish and i pushed him and he went zooming off into the distance)
"EMMETT! YOU IDIOT!" Edward screamed at him.
"We should probably go look for him" Jasper said.
They all spread out.
Jasper-Port Angeles
Alice-Seattle
Emmett-Canada
Edward-Forks
Jacob-La Push
Carlisle+Esme-Oregon
Bella-La Push
Rosalie-The house
*Ring ring* All their phones spontaneously combust.
Rephrase:
All their phones rang at the same time.
"Hello?" all (a/n: hang on, need to count it!) 9 voices said.
"Errr, I found Billy, We're in Canada and he refuses to let me push him back.....Cause of what happened....." Emmett mumbled.
All 9 dialling tones rang in Emmett's ear
Meanwhile, Emmett peers over my shoulder...
Emmett: NO NO NO! I'M NOT RINGING MYSELF!
Me: Oooh Err... You're right...
"Hello?" all 8 voices said.
"Err, I found Billy, we're in Canada and he refuses to let me push him back....Cause of what happened......" Emmett mumbled.
All 8 dialling tones rang in Emmett's ear.
Sorry, 7.
Bella Emmett
Hii Bella..Where's everyone gone?
Dunno Emmyy...They like disappearing.
Rosalie hasn't moved tho.
Figures.
Oh, now she's coming.....to get you....uh huh....
Bella.
Yeah?
Didn't you ever wonder who 'They' are?
Good question Emmy....Who are 'They?'
*Head/non-existent desk*
Bye!
Bye?
*Dialling tone*
Suddenly they were all standing by him.
They took Billy home and put him to bed.
They went home.
And had a lovely evening....sorta......
