Emmett gives Billy a helping hand (Not literally haha)

Billy had just finished putting the groceries in the car when his wheelchair gets stuck....

Emmett, who so conveently happened to be walking by, spotted Billy and ran over for a girly chat

"LIKE, HIIII BILLYYY, WAZZUP?" He squealed.

"LIKE, HIIII EMMYY, IM STUCKKK, CAN YOU, LIKE, HELP ME?" He squealed back.

Emmett jumped up and down and clapped.

Emmett

Gripped

The

Handles.

He

Narrowed

His

Eyes.

He

Adjusted

His

Position.

He

Gave

The

Teenyist

Little

Push

And.........

BILLY ZOOMED OFF SCREAMING

*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Emmett ran home to play Halo with Jasper.

Later, Jacob came round to ask.

"Oh hi Jacob" Bella said

"Hi Bella, ahs anyone seen Billy?" He asked

Emmett fidgeted.

He looked around suspiciously

He checked his non-existent watch

Everyone looked at him.

"EMMETT, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH BILLY" They all screamed at him

"Erma.......Funny you should ask.........Well, I sort, kinda....*ahem* Heaskedforahandcausehiswheelchairbrokesortaishandipushedhimandhewentzoomingoffintothedistance...."

(He asked for a hand cause his wheelchair broke sortaish and i pushed him and he went zooming off into the distance)

"EMMETT! YOU IDIOT!" Edward screamed at him.

"We should probably go look for him" Jasper said.

They all spread out.

Jasper-Port Angeles

Alice-Seattle

Emmett-Canada

Edward-Forks

Jacob-La Push

Carlisle+Esme-Oregon

Bella-La Push

Rosalie-The house

*Ring ring* All their phones spontaneously combust.

Rephrase:

All their phones rang at the same time.

"Hello?" all (a/n: hang on, need to count it!) 9 voices said.

"Errr, I found Billy, We're in Canada and he refuses to let me push him back.....Cause of what happened....." Emmett mumbled.

All 9 dialling tones rang in Emmett's ear

Meanwhile, Emmett peers over my shoulder...

Emmett: NO NO NO! I'M NOT RINGING MYSELF!

Me: Oooh Err... You're right...

"Hello?" all 8 voices said.

"Err, I found Billy, we're in Canada and he refuses to let me push him back....Cause of what happened......" Emmett mumbled.

All 8 dialling tones rang in Emmett's ear.

Sorry, 7.

Bella Emmett

Hii Bella..Where's everyone gone?

Dunno Emmyy...They like disappearing.

Rosalie hasn't moved tho.

Figures.

Oh, now she's coming.....to get you....uh huh....

Bella.

Yeah?

Didn't you ever wonder who 'They' are?

Good question Emmy....Who are 'They?'

*Head/non-existent desk*

Bye!

Bye?

*Dialling tone*

Suddenly they were all standing by him.

They took Billy home and put him to bed.

They went home.

And had a lovely evening....sorta......