Wreck-It Ralph: Zangief Interrupted
It was another quiet day at the Bad-Anon Bad Guy Club. Everyone grew silent as they thought up some weird ideas to make people like them more.
Zangief (from Street Fighter) was done making other ideas ever since he had failed to do something attractive. He had one time tried to make a good impression on Yuni Verse (from Dance Dance Revolution), but he did not do so well. He approached her slowly with a big grin on his face. He was carrying a box of chocolates and a bouquet of roses.
However, things were not looking so good. M. Bison had to mention to Zangief: "You idiot! You had already eaten up all the chocolates!" This was true because Zangief had chocolate stains all over his face and even his chest; the soft chocolate also mixed in with his beard and the hairs on his chest.
"You even chewed on the roses," M. Bison said as well. For Zangief tried to chew on the roses he wanted to give to Yuni Verse, but he thought that they tasted terrible. And he did not have the idea to buy some new roses; he wanted to give her the roses the way that they were.
In conclusion, Yuni Verse never liked Zangief at all. In fact, the minute that Zangief stepped into "Dance Dance Revolution," Yuni kicked him out. And so, here he sits on his seat at the club, having tears streaming down his cheeks, being so immature.
The other villains were thinking up some crazy ideas for finding the perfect girl, but there were some hazards about that:
Bowser (from Super Mario): "If only she is a reptile."
Smoke (from Mortal Kombat): "I hope that she is a thin, skinny, and cunning ninja."
Dr. Eggman (from Sonic the Hedgehog): "An evil genius girl would be my cup of tea."
Dr. Wily (from Mega Man): "What is Dr. Eggman thinking about? I want to share his thoughts."
Neff (from Altered Beast): "A lady rhino would look ugly."
The Beholder (from Dungeons and Dragons): "Meat."
Clyde (from Pac-Man): "Too bad I won't be able to kiss her; if she was a ghost, our lips would just go right through each other."
M. Bison (from Street Fighter): "I hope I don't show her my bad eyes."
Kano (also from Mortal Kombat): "I certainly don't want a girlfriend; we would tear each other a part so quickly."
Cyril the zombie (from the House of the Dead): "She rip my heart?"
Wario (from WarioWare, Inc) "HA HA HA HA HA HA! GIRL! AAAAHHHH!"
Everything was going pretty dorky. Eventually, everyone drifted off to sleep, dreaming about counting all the Zangiefs that danced around in their minds.
