DISCLAIMER: I don t own Sonny With A Chance. Wah. Or Twilight. Wah-wah.

Chad Dylan Cooper is Chad Dylan Cooper, right? The Greatest actor of our generation. But he has a mind-blowing secret. That no one knows. Not even Sonny. Chad Dylan Cooper was a vampire. Yes, a blood-sucking, pale white vampire. But, of course he doesn t tell anyone, except his, I guess, family. The Cullens. Really, he was Chad Dylan Cullen, or sounding better, Chad Cullen. But Chad Dylan Cooper doesn t want anyone to meet or know of the other Cullens other than himself at Condor Studios. Why? Because Well, because! There vampires. At least there are vegetarian vampires, so he didn t kill anyone. Yet. He was quite of on the verge of biting Sonny Monroe though, that Random that was crushing his views. To him, he was Bella to Edward. He could remember Edward saying once her blood sings for him. La tua cantante. But then, he didn t even know Bella. He had seen her, but he hid from her. He couldn t trust her. He don t care if she was Edward s girlfriend or whatever, he doesn t care.
And then there s Carlisle. He doesn t really like me, I guess Because I don t like Bella. Not my problem. And I m not a fan of the rest of them either, especially the blonde. She reminds me of Tawni. Now . There s Skylar He s kind of a werewolf. My family isn t supposed to be near them, but I need a career. I do stuff for myself, not grabbing money of a doctor, okay?
Anyway, back on my father . He s a bit afraid that I ll bite Sonny since I m kind of new, you know? That one time I brought her to look-out mountain he had Emmett hide and watch in a tree. So much for my chances with Sonny, eh? I was nervous with that big dude foot-ball player size guy staring at the back of my head.
So how do I eat my steak? I don't. I throw it in the trash-can when no ones looking before everyone sits down because I m always first. Huzzah! Yep See I kind of think Edward s okay, because he doesn t seem to mess with me much like Emmett or play with my emotions like Jasper. And There s my power. I can sort of... Charm people. If you ve seen my face and deep blue eyes staring directly at you, then I m charming at you. So why haven t I done it to Sonny? T doesn t work on that Random. Maybe she has a mental problem or something, who knows? I can charm Bella, and Tawni, and Rosalie, and every girl, except her. It makes me frustrated sometimes. Stupid, cute, girl.

A/N. I think this'll be a one-shot, but maybe I'll upload some more. :D