Pirate-Gurl says: Just so you know, this story is written by me, pirate-gurl and a good pal of mine, Evil StormSister (AKA Elaya) --check out her stories, they're good!
Disclaimer: We do NOT own any of the animes listed: DragonBall Z, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Card Captors, Yu Yu Hakuso, Inu-Yasha, Cowboy BeBop and Naruto. We also do NOT own the following book: Harry Potter
Warning: This is the craziest, most complicated anime/harry potter crossover ever!!
POWER! An Insane Crossover! Chapter #1
Voldemort's Layer
"Harry Potter has thwarted my plans again!" The evil wizard says furiously to his loyal servant Wormtail.
"Tell me Wormtail, what should my next evil scheme be, I need ultimate POWER! HOW shall I get it?" Voldemort said, saying some words more loudly then others. "How shall I KILL Harry Potter?"
"Well my lord, you have done nothing but obsess over killing the boy for 15 years, and you have failed every time, maybe it is time you call it quits and move on." Wormtail replied while trembling. Why the hell did I say that? He thought.
"I should....WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU! CRUCIO!" Voldemort shouted, although he knew that his servant was absolutely right.
Wormtail had to think of something fast. Voldemort was never really in a good mood, and Wormtail was really tired of him snapping all the time, he was like constantly PMSing. He uses that torture spell so much; it has lost its purpose Wormtail thought.
"I'm getting sick of this! You're on your own!" Wormtail shouted, and with that he exited the layer
"But wait who will I torture, and how will I get ultimate POWER?!" Voldemort called out as Wormtail haled the knight bus.
Wormtail shrugged, "Beats me, why don't you try Yahoo!?" And with that Wormtail got in to the bus and it drove away.
I don't need him or his good for nothing suggestion Voldemort thought. I am more powerful than ALL!
"MUAH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AHA!" He laughed evilly out loud. He paused as an idea hit him. "I've got it! I'll search Google! Its brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT I say! Genius I tell you!!!" He coughed slightly afterwards from lack of oxygen.
Hogwarts
Dumbledore lowered his half moon spectacles. "You need protection, Harry, where is the safest place in the world for you?" He said softly
Harry was confused, What the Hell is this guy talking about? He thought. Does he always have talk in riddles? "Is this a trick question? Isn't Hogwarts is the safest place?"
"Wrong Harry," Dumbledore said calmly, it was really getting on Harry's nerves
"I don't know another country?" Harry said sarcastically.
"Precisely Harry! You are right."
"I am? I mean of course I AM!"
"Yes Harry, that is why I am sending you, Ron and Hermione, to live with your only living cousin, Bakura, in Japan." Dumbledore said as if it were the greatest idea in the world.
"You mean that crazy kid with the white hair, who got expelled for almost killing Snape?"
"Yes, he may have some identity issues, but Voldemort will never find you in Japan!"
Meanwhile in Voldemort's Layer
"Wow! I never knew I owned a computer, eh oh well. Lets see, search for 'ultimate POWER'" Voldemort said as he typed in the search engine. "AHA! Success!" Voldemort said as the results showed up on the computer screen. "Let's see...ooh! What's this:
-----Results----
REAL Ultimate Ninja Power Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja ...
The Official Hippo Webpage. Real Ultimate Power. Hi, this is site is all about hippos,
REAL HIPPOS. ... And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!! ... - 9k - Cached - Similar pages
Do you want to know what real ultimate power is
Dear babes and idiots,. The official ninja webpage has moves to.
So change your bookmarks and tell your buddies! ... - 2k - Cached - Similar pages
DEMONS LAYER
A Villain's guide to evil deeds. Talk to other villains on message boards. How and where to find ultimate POWER. Latest news on Ultimate POWER –the villain magazine...... - 9k - Cached - Similar pages
"Oooh! This is great" Voldemort said as began to click on random results."Nope. Ninja's are for muggles. Electricity! Fucking muggles and there... ooh 'Demons Layer', sounds interesting!"
Back at Hogwarts
"Yes Harry! Voldemort has no reason to go to Japan. He will never find you there, it is the safest place for you!"
Voldemort's Layer
"According to this, Japan has all the ultimate POWER I need! Dragonballs, Jewel Shards, Clow Cards, Millennium Items! Japan has the POWER! I shall go to Japan and my evil doings shall be done there! Japan is now the unsafe place to be! Muah-ah-ah-ah-aha"
After joining several forums, Voldermort gained all his information. "Thanks to 'Cell' and 'FreezaKILLGoku' the Dragon Balls grant wishes....very useful....Some other guy, 'NarakutheJewel' said the Jewel of Four Souls gives limitless POWER.....and two other freaks, 'MarikBakurainShadowRealm' said the Millennium Items, especially the Puzzle, has enough POWER to rule the world! AND they are all found in Japan!
"My time has come! No one will be safe from my wrath! Japan's POWER will be ours! Everyone that I met online and their friends will be meeting me there! We shall have the most POWER in the world! And then, I shall take it all from them and I SOLELY will have ultimate POWER! MUAH-AH-AH-AHA! Japan will be the most UNSAFE place in the entire universe! A-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
And back at Hogwarts again
"Yup Harry, Japan is the safest place." Dumbledore smiled confidently. Was he ever wrong? "Here, I'll lend you some Floo Powder for the trip. Make a left at the red door, walk straight ahead until you see the signs. Then, follow the arrow to 'Yugi Motou's Game Shop'. Alright?" He instructed, giving Harry the magical Powder.
"Won't I be intruding?" Harry asked, looking at the Powder in his hands.
"Don't worry, I sent Hedwig with a note. You'll arrive after she does, and that'll be enough notice. Be gone now. I'll send Ron and Hermione after you. Quickly now." Dumbledore ushered Harry towards the fireplace that magically appeared in his office.
"Alright then, see you later." Harry waved goodbye as he shouted, "Yugi Motou's Game Shop!" The fire glowed a shade of green and he was gone.
"He'll be safe in Japan, I KNOW it!" Dumbledore smiled as he walked back to his desk and began playing solitaire. "Now, where was I? Ah yes, I just finished with the Hearts."
In Domino City
It was another boring day in Domino City as Joey, Tristan, Téa, Yugi and Bakura all sat in the living room at Yugi's house.
"So, what do you guys wanna do?" Yugi asked.
"I dunno. What do YOU wanna do Tristan?" Joey asked lazily, looking at Tristan.
"I dunno. What do you wanna do Téa?" Tristan asked.
"I dunno. What do you wanna do Bakura?"
"I dunno. What do you wanna do, Yugi?" Bakura asked, barely looking at him.
"I dunno. What do you wanna do--?" Yugi was unable to finish as a high-pitched scream came from Tristan's mouth.
"GAH! It's in my hair! Get it out of my hair!" Tristan was waving his arms frantically, trying to get the snowy white owl away from him. As Téa, Joey and Yugi tried to help, Bakura was the only one to recognize who it was and where that owl came from.
"Hedwig!" Bakura called out, stretching his arm towards it. The owl came to him and perched herself on his arm.
The rest of the gang looked on bewildered. "How'd you do that?" Joey asked first.
"It's an old trick I learned from Hogwarts!" Bakura beamed happily.
"Hog-what?" Tristan asked, furiously trying to fix his hair.
"Not 'Hogwhat' Tristan, HogWARTS. It's a school where amateur witches and warlocks go to become ultimate wizards and such." Bakura explained, smiling.
"You're a warlock?" Téa asked, half surprised-half intrigued.
Bakura nodded and Hedwig followed suit. "Well, I was once part of Hogwarts until my Yami released himself from my Item and tried to kill Professor Snape, the Potions Master. Snape didn't pass me for one assignment and my Yami went ballistic on him. Then I got expelled. Afterwards, I was forced to leave London as I was getting quite ruffed at the fact that people would ridicule me. That's how I came here."
"Oh, I see." Yugi nodded. That's when he noticed something beige in 'Hedwig's' talons. "Bakura, I think Hedwig has something for you." He pointed to the parchment and Bakura took it from the owl slowly.
"Let's see. Oh! It's from Hogwarts! Uh-huh....Oh dear....Oh, I see....Uh-huh...." Bakura read over the letter quickly understanding exactly what was to happen. "Yugi, I hope you don't mind, but my cousin, Harry Potter, will be using your fireplace some time soon."
Yugi looked at Bakrua as if he had two heads. "What? My fireplace?"
Suddenly, a loud bang, which caused Joey and Tristan to jump a bit, came from behind them as a skinny boy with ruffled brown hair and circular glasses appeared from the mouth of the fireplace. He was wearing simple black robes with a red and yellow tie.
"Well, that was unexpected." Joey said after the boy stepped out of the fireplace. Tristan and Téa could not stop blinking as the boy walked up to Bakura.
"Hello Bakura. Nice to see you again." Harry smiled, offering a hand for a hand-shake.
"Yes. You too." Bakura shook the hand and smiled as well.
"It's too bad you got expelled.....After that.....unfortunate.....accident." Harry mumbled, speaking about his cousin ALMOST killing the teacher that he loathed, Professor Snape.
"Yes. Unfortunate.....Accident....Yeah." Bakura nodded, speaking silently.
"Can someone PLEASE tell me what in the blue heck is going on?!" Téa cried, looking from the boy who just came out of the fireplace, to her friend Bakura.
Bakura sighed and began introducing everyone to Harry and Harry to everyone. After Téa, Yugi, Tristan and Joey had calmed down a bit, Harry went on to explain why he was here.
"A man named Voldermort—" Harry explained but was interrupted by Bakura.
"—It's You-Know-Who! Don't say his name!"
Realizing his mistake, Harry muttered a 'Sorry about that' before continuing. "He was a very wicked wizard! He would kill countless people to gain power! He killed my parents but wasn't able to kill me."
"That's why he has the scar on his forehead." Bakura explained, showing it to the others by lifting up Harry's bangs.
"But now, he's trying everything to get back at me. And that's why I'm here, to be protected in a place that Vol—I mean—You-Know-Who will never find or know about. Get it?"
The others nodded. "Man, this is a lot to take in for one day." Yugi admitted sighing. "First, I find out my friend is a warlock, then, my fireplace made a boy appear!"
"It's magic Yugi!" Bakura smiled. "Just like our Items! To this day, I don't know whether or not my magic came from my Millennium Ring."
"I always wondered if witches and warlocks existed....Oh! This is SO cool!" Téa grinned. "It's just so unbelievable! But it's so true!"
"Know what Harry?" Tristan smiled. "If that owl of yours stays away from me and my hair, we'll get along fine."
"Don't worry about anything," Joey started, "you're in good hands here."
"Yes. I know. Dumbledore was right!" Harry nodded to only get more confused looks from the other four teens. "Never mind. That story will be for tomorrow."
The others laughed a bit. For the rest of the night, Harry and Bakura told countless stories about Hogwarts to Yugi and the gang. They were all fascinated by it and kept asking questions. It was well into the night before every one left one by one.
"I'll see you tomorrow, alright?" Yugi smiled and waved to Joey who was the last to leave. Just as he was closing the door, he sighed, "Man, what a day.....I wonder what else will be happen—" That's when he saw a black car pull into the driveway. In the driver's seat sat his grandfather and in the passenger's seat sat a boy, probably his age with blonde spiky hair and blue eyes. He was wearing an orange shirt with matching pants and a silver headband across his forehead.
"Yugi, my boy!" Solomon Motou cried. "I'd like you to meat someone. Say hello to your cousin, Naruto!"
But Yugi was too busy trying to push away the feeling that he was being watched.
At Joey's Apartment
What a messed up day! Joey thought. I mean, jeeze! My friend's a warlock and his cousin came through the fireplace for goodness sakes! All of his thoughts were paused as he saw someone sitting right in front of his apartment door. Who the heck?
Crouching by a nearby shrub, Joey prepared to scare off the person. Hopefully, that guy didn't see you yet...Calm down and grab a stick or something......He thought, grabbing a branch. Carefully and silently, he walked up the stairs, staying as low as possible. At the top step, he exhaled. Now or never!
Charging at the man at his door step, he tackled him to the ground, aiming the piece of wood above his head. "Get the hell away from my house!" Joey shouted, about to bring the branch down on the other man's head. Suddenly, he recognized him. "Y—Yuske?"
"It's about time you realized you moron! That hurt!" Yuske cried, raising himself from the ground, brushing himself off. "You know what? It's fighting moves like that that made me think of you."
"What?" Joey asked, still holding the branch tightly. Any funny business and this guy is going down!
"I wanted to ask you if you'd like to join my gang called the Spirit Detectives. We need a fighter like you, Joey." Yuske explained. "Truth be told, we do not, I repeat, DO NOT deal with other gangs. We basically help others catch evil guys."
This just keeps getting worse doesn't it? Joey asked himself. First with the magic, now my friend back in my gang days has returned and is asking me to join him?
"Come on Joey, you owe me. It'll just be until we can find a replacement, nothing permanent, swear to God." Yuske added in. Come on Joey, PLEASE come with us!
"I'll have to think about it." And with that, Joey stepped into his apartment. "Good to see you again, Yuske.....Kinda wish on different circumstances though. I'll see ya."
On the sidewalk
Téa walked quickly to her house; it was dark, late and her mom was going to kill her! On that last thought, she bolted onto her street as fast as her legs could carry her. Come on! Come on!
Oh no. Why are the lights on? She thought miserably. I'm in for it now! If she's waiting for me, I'm dead! Walking up to the door, she got ready for the biggest scream-fest of her life. Cringing as the door opened, she waited for her mom to start with the, "Where have you been?!" but nothing came. Most the talk was coming from the kitchen and not angry sounding talk either. What's going on?
"Téa! Finally! You're home!" Her mom greeted her kindly. That's when she noticed someone sitting in the chair opposite to her mothers. Long black hair left to hang past her shoulders.....Brown eyes that complemented her smile.
"Téa!!" Kagome jumped out of her chair and ran to hug her friend since pre-school. "I'm so glad I got to see you before I went to sleep!"
"Kagome!" Téa hugged her back. What is she doing here? I haven't seen her since grade school! Why has she come now?
Something in Kagome's smile told Téa that she'd hear all about it sooner or later.
At the Taylor Home
Sighing as he trudged his feet up the walkway, Tristan held his helmet in his hands. Why can't all that exciting stuff happen to me? Looking at the door, he noticed something at the corner of his eye. A letter? This late? Sticking out of the mail box was a pink envelope with butterfly stickers all over it.
Bringing it inside to a sleeping family, Tristan walked in silently and opened the letter up. Reading it quickly as he made himself a late-night snack, he almost dropped the jar of mayonnaise he was going to put on his turkey salad sandwich. "Whoa! My aunt is coming over! Christ! Mom's gonna be thrilled to hear his!"
His mother's sister rarely came to visit since it was a hassle to come to Domino. But now, with some new success financially, she was coming along with her daughter, Madison and one of Madison's friends. I haven't seen that little tyke since she was three! Tristan thought smiling. It'll be a Taylor reunion! My dad'll see his brother and my mom'll see her sister!
Two sisters of one family the married two brothers of the Taylor family, making these two couples very tight. Until now, they could only see each other when the time was important. This is awesome! I gotta wake my parents up!
In an Alleyway
"So, we're catching a dude named Voldermort now?" Jet asked while Spike went over their next assignment.
"Yup." He said, taking another drag of his cigarette. "We'll be paid pretty nicely too....A quarter of a million by the 'Faculty of Hogwarts.' Just as long as we catch him first..."
"Good God, what an ugly mug." Faye said suddenly after looking at the picture of Voldermort. "Do ALL men from this planet look bad?"
"Nope! Nope! No! No!" Ed cried in a sing-song voice as she furiously typed into her computer on some more information on their newest assignment.
Faye sat back in her seat as Spike began to drive the car. Hey, that house looks familiar.........She thought as she passed by a red-brick house with white garage doors. The old-fashioned mailbox had a name scribbled on it. Does that say Valentine?! She thought wildly, but she didn't have high hopes; it was dark and they were moving well above the speed limit. Even as they passed the house, Faye continued to stare at it, trying to remember. I'll check it out later......when these three are asleep...
A light was clicked on somewhere inside the house and Faye tried to get a better look at who opened it and the inside of the house. She only managed to get a glance at someone with long blonde hair wearing purple, before Spike made a right on the next street. It's so familiar! I'm going to check it out.
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So, how did you like it? (wink wink) This is a MASSIVE CROSSOVER! So, try and keep up.
It all began when me and pirategurl got creative on the phone and realized that many characters from different animes had the same last name or same personality. So, we thought, why not mush them all together in an unbelievable, totally crazy story line where they are all related and inter-related to everyone else!
Just for some clarification:
This is a Yu-Gi-Oh!—Card Captors—Yu Yu Hakuso—Harry Potter—InuYasha—Cowboy Bebop—Naruto—DragonBall Z takes in breath FANFIC!
Craziness, twisted plots, hundreds of characters and hilariousness insures! Hope you enjoy the ride!
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