DISCLAIMER: I do not own Dragon Ball Z or Twilight.

Vegeta leaned against the wall, as bored as he looked. He turned when he realised something was tugging on his arm. Something that felt like it was about the size of a mosquito. He looked down to see a skinny young man struggling to bite into his arm, which was unyielding.

"What the hell are you doing?"

The boy looked up. "Biting you. I'm a vampire."

Just as he said this, the sun filtered through, and the boy started sparkling.

Vegeta started to turn, but the boy bit down harder, still not injuring him.

"If you want nickels for covering yourself with glitter, you've come to the wrong place. Get lost, you walking disco ball."

The boy widened his eyes. "How dare you speak to Edward Cullen that way? A low level creature like you?"

Vegeta tensed his muscles, forcing Edward's mouth open. "Low level? I've destroyed whole planets, and helped save the world three times. All you do is sparkle like a glitter decoration."

Edward gripped Vegeta's arm tighter, still not breaking the skin.

Finally, Vegeta flicked Edward, launching the sparkly vampire away.

Edward stood up angrily. "I'll tell my fangirls to donate money so we can buy Dragon Ball Z, and then I'll have them remake the entire story so I kill you, Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, Trunks and all the others. And Bulma, cause she'll taste nice."

Vegeta turned an angry glare Edward's way, furious at this pathetic creature for threatening his friends and family, especially Bulma and Trunks. Edward sensed the change in Vegeta, and was so terrified he couldn't move.

Vegeta then pulled back his hands, blue energy swirling around him.

"Kaaaaaa…. Meeeeee… Haaaaaa… Meeeeeee… Haaaaaaaaaa!"

Vegeta fired a huge Kamehameha straight through Edward, vapourising the sparkly leech in an instant. As Vegeta had never used Kamehameha before or even been taught how to, he was quite pleased with the outcome.

Thousands of miles away, Goku was hit with a flying sparkle, and recoiled.

"Ah! What is this awful stuff? I'm suddenly feeling a desire to kiss Vegeta. What the hell is this stuff?"

Gohan stepped up behind him. "That's Twilight vampire sparkles. You should wash the sparkle off, Dad. I've heard people covered in those do all kinds of stupid things, like taking five movies to choose between necrophilia and beastiality, and marrying their daughter off to a large dog."

Goku ran, freaked out, to the bathroom, desperate to wash the sparkle off.