The Lord of the Cheetos
Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long and then a few seconds, ago there was a bag of cheetos given to various races. Everything was hunky-dory when the bag was almost empty. There was just one cheeto left. Who would have it? Then some dude, just came a boppin' along and was like, "Yo, I could use that cheeto over there" So he just bopped along and said "mmmmm, mmmmm, good! Hey everybody, there's a flying cow over there" and when everybody looked away he bopped along and took the cheeto. And he intended to eat the One Cheeto, but then he went on a diet. So he saw this ratty old skinny thing (also known as Gollum) and was like "Hey there little dude, want this cheeto? But be careful, it's DANGEROUSLY cheesy" So Gollum said, "yes, we shall take it! No we shall not! Yes! NO! YES! NO!" and then Gollum started to roll around with himself, squeezing some imaginary thing's neck and screaming "YES!" So eventually, Gollum took it and started singing, "We only wish, to eat eat this, so cheeeeeeeeeesy!" And he walked away humming. But then something happened, that the Cheeto had not intended..........A little hairy dude found it! And then, he and Gollum started to have a rapping contest "Yo, Yo, its like a cheeto, I wanna eat it, but my clothes wont fit, cause it got fat, and that's that!" And so Gollum, horrified by the terrible rapping screeched and threw the cheeto at the little hairy dude then ran away. But then the wind picked up and blew the cheeto into the water where this horrible sea monster (known as Nessie) bopped up and ate it, then replied, "DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!" then bopped away. And so then little midgets came up and started to do the can-can! Of course Gandalf asked the moth out and started to disco with it. Then Merry and Pippin started to tango, and Legolas, Elrond, Arwen, Haldir, and Galadriel started a line dance. That then led Aragorn to start break dancing which scared Frodo into doing his freaky eye thing, which scared everyone away except for Sauron, who danced the macarana and started the band blink-182 (he was an eye) The End This was created by: tourignyne, eleblacklab, and montyobsesser Please review and read our other stories!
Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long, Long and then a few seconds, ago there was a bag of cheetos given to various races. Everything was hunky-dory when the bag was almost empty. There was just one cheeto left. Who would have it? Then some dude, just came a boppin' along and was like, "Yo, I could use that cheeto over there" So he just bopped along and said "mmmmm, mmmmm, good! Hey everybody, there's a flying cow over there" and when everybody looked away he bopped along and took the cheeto. And he intended to eat the One Cheeto, but then he went on a diet. So he saw this ratty old skinny thing (also known as Gollum) and was like "Hey there little dude, want this cheeto? But be careful, it's DANGEROUSLY cheesy" So Gollum said, "yes, we shall take it! No we shall not! Yes! NO! YES! NO!" and then Gollum started to roll around with himself, squeezing some imaginary thing's neck and screaming "YES!" So eventually, Gollum took it and started singing, "We only wish, to eat eat this, so cheeeeeeeeeesy!" And he walked away humming. But then something happened, that the Cheeto had not intended..........A little hairy dude found it! And then, he and Gollum started to have a rapping contest "Yo, Yo, its like a cheeto, I wanna eat it, but my clothes wont fit, cause it got fat, and that's that!" And so Gollum, horrified by the terrible rapping screeched and threw the cheeto at the little hairy dude then ran away. But then the wind picked up and blew the cheeto into the water where this horrible sea monster (known as Nessie) bopped up and ate it, then replied, "DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!" then bopped away. And so then little midgets came up and started to do the can-can! Of course Gandalf asked the moth out and started to disco with it. Then Merry and Pippin started to tango, and Legolas, Elrond, Arwen, Haldir, and Galadriel started a line dance. That then led Aragorn to start break dancing which scared Frodo into doing his freaky eye thing, which scared everyone away except for Sauron, who danced the macarana and started the band blink-182 (he was an eye) The End This was created by: tourignyne, eleblacklab, and montyobsesser Please review and read our other stories!
