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SPN100 Challenge: pretty

Summary: The inhabitants of Hell are bored

Word count: 100 words

Would You Rather?

"I'm so bored, torturing is just not doing it for me anymore," moaned Lucifer.

"I'm intrigued," Crowley said. "Would you rather kiss Sam or Dean?"

"Sam, obviously!"

"Really? I thought you were a Dean boy," Crowley shrugged.

"Nope, Sam all the way. Why do you think I chose him as my vessel? Besides, everyone knows he's the pretty one!"

"I'd have to disagree, Dean is very loyal. And has great taste in whiskey!"

"Sam is soo loyal," gushed Lucifer. "He's perfect!" he squealed, before remembering his company.

"No one is to hear of this, understood?"

"What about Cas?" Meg asked...