Author's note: sorry it's quite short I thought about it before I went to sleep and I think I've forgotten a bit so if I do remember I shall rewrite it, enjoy

Scene begins after the end of the episode where jack and Liz were accidently married and are coming out of Weinerslav's office.

"Uh, try to talk like a woman, Lemon."

"Your fly's open, Jack." whistling he pulled his fly up and swaggered out of the office trying to hide his embarrassment.

"Well done Lemon I think we convinced him, even for a moment I believed you hated me" his voice trailed off, she was a rubbish actress there was no way she could pull it off.

Liz cut him off in mid thought "I don't feel like that of course" she rolled her eyes and reassured him that maybe she could act and wasn't as bad as Jenna like to make she was. "Come with me" she pulled his arm and dragged him into the nearest closet, but as she opened the door it was already occupied by Ann Curry and Subhas the janitor, Liz wrinkled her face up "ew" and swiftly closed the door she screwed her face up even more when she thought about what they were doing "I mean how is that possible, the angles are impossible to do it like that, right?" she moved her hands to figure out the position they were 'doing it' in.

"Let's not think about that shall we, now come one lets go to my office"

"What about Jonathon?"

"I'll send him out, to a hot dog stand on the corner of Clarence Drive" he smiled to himself

"Jack, I don't think that's a street"

"Exactly, he wouldn't want to disappoint me, he'll be gone for hours" he laughed and pushed her into the elevator "now get off at the 51st floor and wait a couple of minutes okay?" When it reached the 51st floor Liz walked out but he swiftly grabbed her arm and spun her round to plant a kiss on her lips.

"Jack there is a camera y'know" she wasn't expecting it and the doors nearly closed on her head.

"I'll fire them" and the doors finally shut. When he reached his floor Jack stepped out and Jonathan scurried towards him

"How was it sir? Are you all right"

"Yes, but I'm stressed now so-"

"FOOD" Jonathan shouted like it was an eureka moment "food you want food"

"Yes I do, but not just any food, there's an amazing hot dog stand on the corner of Clarence Drive, it's easy to find don't bother using your Sat Nav okay?"

"Of course sir I won't disappoint you" his voice was high, but at this point the elevator doors opened and Liz stepped out smiling "Oh it's you" Jonathan threw a dirty look at her, picked up his man bag and stormed past her knocking her shoulder on purpose.

"Jonathan, don't act like a child" Jack sighed. Jonathan bowed his head but when Jack turned away he pulled a face at Liz and stuck his tongue out, Liz mirrored this action as the elevator doors shut then she followed Jack into his office and locked the door behind her.