Hi everybody! Ok, so this idea popped into my head a few days ago, and I've wanted to try it out. Basically, this fic is gonna be about the kids from School of Rock acting out nursery rhymes and stuff, but totally messing them up…tell me what you think! Liked it? Didn't like it? Let me know!
I do not own School of Rock or any of the nursery rhymes used in this fic.
Welcome to the School of Rock playhouse! Today's presentation is:
Little Miss Muffett
Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet…
"I hate this dress!" Katie exclaims, wriggling around in a puffy blue dress…with lace…lots of lace…and a matching bonnet.
"Tough luck," Freddy grins from off-stage.
"What are you talking about? It's gorgeous…I designed it!" Billy says indignantly, "You'd better not wrinkle it…sitting on that dusty tuffet of yours." He tosses his hair.
Katie frowns, "And what in the world is a tuffet anyway?"
"Tuffet: noun, a short seat, or stool," Summer recites.
"Thanks," Katie rolls her eyes.
Eating her curds and whey…
"This is disgusting!" Katie screeches.
"Ha-ha!" Freddy grins again.
"What are you? My sidekick?" Katie cries.
"Whatever Miss Muffett's heart desires," he winks.
"Argh! First the dress, then the curds and whey, now the sidekick…what's next?" she groans.
Along came a spider…
"Oh god…ewwwwwww…" Katie wrinkles her nose when Zack, as a spider, appears on stage.
"What? It's not like I asked to play the spider!" he answers, "Besides, I'd rather be wearing this than your dress."
"Point taken," Katie shrugs.
Who sat down beside her…
"I don't think we're both going to fit on this tuffet, Katie," Zack says as he slides onto the seat.
"Eek!" shrieks Katie as she falls off.
"Ha-ha," laughs Freddy.
"Shut up, you loser!" Katie yells.
And frightened Miss Muffett away.
"Ok, I wore the stupid dress, I ate the curds, I put up with Freddy, I sat on the tuffet and I even let Zack take my stupid tuffet away, but I am not, in a million years going to run off this stage screaming because I think Zack is scary!" Katie screams, "I've had it!" She rips off her lacy bonnet, throws it on the floor and runs off-stage crying.
The End
