Disclaimer: Ha, I wish I could own Bleach, sadly no, I can barely anything that looks like Ichigo. Or any of the Bleach characters...Anyhoo, I got this idea from this thingy from an Inuyasha site! It was very cute ^.^ I couldn't resist doing somthing like that!
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Hello, you've reached the office for Bleach Character Therapy. If you'd like to speak to one of our therapists, please listen to the following choices.
If you're Ichigo, please calmly press 2. That's the number between 1 and 3. If you have a need to rescue someone from a hollow during the time of dialing, we understand and will wait for your number.
If you're Rukia, please press 7. Try not to blow up the phone.
If you're Orihime, please press 8. You will shortly be directed to an asylum's kitchen where you will be speaking to the head cook about your...er, inventions.
If you're Renji...whoa, you mean that you let Ichigo get to the phone first?!
If you're Uryuu, please press 5, and then a 6. You will be directed to a family therapist, where you will discuss with a therapist about your family and your stressful condition as a Quincy.
If you're Aizen, you have a multi-personality disorder. Please tell one of your subcordinates to press 1 before you kill them off.
If you're Hinamori, you really need a therapist. Please press 3, followed by a 7. When you have set up an appointment, please notify Hitsugaya Toshiro that he is not needed at that meeting.
If you're Hitsugaya, please press 6 twice. You have a problem being overprotective. When you have set up an appointment, please note that you will be meeting several other people with the same problem, such as Edward Cullen.
If you're Byakuya, please press 0. If you think that you're too good to press 0, don't worry, we won't tell anyone if you do.
If you're Urahara, please blackmail someone into pressing 4, followed by a 9 for you.
If you're Matsumoto, please hang up the phone and make sure that you are not drunk before you dial this number again.
If you are not either of these people, please press 659, followed by a 782, where a list of choices will be awaiting you.
Thank you for calling.
