I Knapped the Avatar Gang!
All right, guys. So what happens when you knap the avatar gang and bring them to your house? Note: Don't try any of this at home, and I might suggest that if you ever knap Sokka, don't-mention-the present.
Note on the behalf of everyone who respects and adores the characters as they are: Some of the material shone in this program may be disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised. HA!
Toph: Where are we? And why are we tied up?
Sokka(studying room closely) It looks like we are in some dork's room.
Me(emerging from the darkness) There is no escape. I knapped you guys and now we can totally text, yo!
Toph: Are you kidding me? You knapped us in our sleep and brought us all the way here for this? Are you that desperate?
Me: It's ok. I got you all presents! You can have them after our little show.
Avatar Gang: AWW!
Katara: What kind of gift is this?
Me: A surprise. You will just have to wait.
Sokka: Well, hurry up already! Present present present! Gimme gimme gimme!!!
Me: Wanna all play Guitar Hero? Let's play.
Aang: I want to play first!
We all crowd around the tv and I get the game going. That is when all heck breaks loose.
Toph: I want to play first!
Sokka: No me!
Aang: I'm the Avatar! If anyone gets to play first it's me!
(Since their hands are tied up, the four of them are wrestling the guitar around with their feet.)
Aang: I can make a hurricane and blow you all out of here.
Katara: Don't make me lick you.
(I take the toy out of their feet and hold it out of reach.) Me: All right, guys. You will each get a turn with the guitar. I will decide who gets it first. Um…Sokka gets it first because Sokka is way more awesome than all of you.
Avatar Gang: WAHHH!!!!!
Me: Ok, ok. You are all awesome, but Sokka is better. Let's play! (I untie them)
Aang: Yes, we are free!
Me: Don't even think of escaping. I have a magic button that warps you all back in this room if you escape. Try it. Make my day.
(Everyone except Sokka makes a run for the door and I humor them by letting them get to the living room before pressing the button and they all plop back on the floor in the middle of my room.)
Toph: That is diabolical.
(Ok, so Sokka plays Iron Man and OMG is rocking too hard! ahHH!)
Aang: yeah! Go Sokka! Play that Goofy Goober!
Me: Brace yourselves!
(Sokka is dancing around the whole room with the guitar and suddenly the whole room explodes! Too much rock! Cut cut!) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Me: All right. We are back with our little show. And since the whole room is destroyed we will move right on to the presents.
Sokka: Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!
Me: And here it is! (presents the totally awesome present.)
Aang: Yeah. I'll have some!
Toph: It smells like a plate of veggie nuggets…
Katara: That is because it IS a plate full of veggie nuggets. Ew…
Me: Oh come on guys. Soyrific!
Avatar Gang: AHHHH!
