Chapter 1:Running away
Hi,my name is Karla,some of you may know me. I'm the purple and black ferret that is always hanging out with Lacey the ferret and the Sonic gang.(To see what I'm talking about,go to the story 'What a life' by Moonshine92) And this is my story.
It all started when my mom and daddy were bored one day,so they decided to go upstairs and-
Tails:You know,you really don't have to tell us that part.
Me:Ok
Anyways,some people say I have two personalities,but its not true. NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
I am 14 years old,I live with my mom,my dad,and my little brother. And let me tell you,they are CRAZY! I'm the only normal one in the family.
*Flashback*
My mom walked in
"Kids,what would you like for dinner?" She asked the two ferrets in the living room.
"Pizza!"A small black ferret replies,not looking up from his video game.
*End flashback*
PIZZA? Come on,who eats pizza for dinner? Whats wrong with them! Why can't we have something like pickles and peanut butter? I'm telling you,these people are loons! To tell you the truth,I'm not really understood here.
*Flashback*
I was just minding my own business drinking my cereal (Which is kinda hard to do since we get Recess Puffs) when my mom walked in,an angry expression on her face.
"Karla! Why did you burn the TV and why are there roasted marshmallows on top of it!"
Are you kidding me? That's it? That's why she's so mad? And what kind of stupid question is that? I mean isn't it obvious? So with a puzzled look,I decided to give her the most reasonable explanation.
"I was hungry."
"Go to your room!"
*End flashback*
And then no one appreciates my hard work around here.
*Flashback*
My stupid brother walked in.
"Mom! Guess what! I got an A+ on my science test!"
My mom said
"Sweetie,I'm so proud of you! Karla,you had an algebra test right? What did you make sweetie?"
My brother butted in.
"Probably another 40. Am I right?"
"Of course not loser! Ha! I made a 42! What now!" I say.
My mom just looked at me and said
"Go to your room!"
*End flashback*
And then to top it all off,my mother is evil! She hates me!
*Flashback*
"Karla,since your dad's at work,and your brother's in UIL,I decided to make you brownies since we don't spend anymore time together."
I just looked at the brownies and saw something weird sticking out. Poison! I grabbed a knife and started stabbing the brownies.
"What are you doing!" She screamed.
"Your trying to kill me!"
I knew it! My mother was crazy,and I was alone with her. So I did what any sane person would do. I made a run for it,grabbed the phone from the living room and called 911.
"Hello 911,what's your emergency?"
"My mom tried to kill me!"
"Ok sweetie,calm down,breath. Where are you?"
I told her my address and in a few minutes I heard the police sirens. I sighed in relief,remembering the way the poison looked. In fact,now that I think about it,it kinda looked like nuts and-oh no. I quickly ran downstairs and saw my mom explaining to the cops the whole story. They nodded as if they understood and then they left,giving me dirty looks on the way out. How rude! So I flipped them off. And when I looked at my mom,she had her arms crossed and she did not look happy. I opened my mouth,but before I could speak,she said
"Go to your room!"
*End flashback*
And then my mom doesn't approve of the people I hang out with. They just don't understand my friends.
*Flashback*
I walk in with a black cat trailing behind me. She sat down on the couch and with her arms crossed,she glared at my mom. My mom shifted her feet,obviously uncomfortable. She whispers in my ear
"Umm Karla,sweetie,what the heck is that?"
"A person." I replied sweetly.
"I think." I added then looked at my friend again. "I'm pretty sure,although sunlight bothers her a little bit."
Just then my brother walked in back from soccer practice,sweat dripping from his forehead.
"Hey guys. Oh man it's dark in here."
He opened the blinds and sunlight came in. My friend put her hands in front of her eyes and screeched loudly in pain.
"Get that thing out of my house!" Mom said.
*End Flashback*
So you see my family is kinda hard to live with,and so I came up with the perfect plan...I'm gonna run away!
That night I was really sneaky about it. I did it really quietly so that no one would hear me. I got my favorite outfit and in a really quietly manner I jumped downstairs. Being very sneaky I grabbed the shovel and broke down the door. And very quietly so that no one could hear me I yelled
"Goodbye suckers! I'm running away!"
And then I took a really big stone and threw it at my brother's window.
"Ow!" He yelled. "What the heck?"
And I ran off to start my new life.
