Why Superheroes Make Horrible Room-Mates

Fandom:Young Justice

Paring(s):Spitfire, Chalant, BirdFlash, SuperMartian, SeaArrow, WonderBat, GreenCanary, BuMalBee, and hints of HawkgirlxGreenLantern, HawkgirlxHawkman.

Summary:The members of the Justice League and the Team go over the many reasons why super-powered roommates are NOT a good idea.

A/N:I have this huge-ass placement test tomorrow which means I'm distracting myself by any and all means. Fangirling is not just a side effect of awesome shows; it's a way of life. But then, you get FUCKING PISSED THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE DECIDED TO CANCEL ALL THAT'S RIGHT IN A HORRIBLE BLATANT UNIVERSE OF WRONG! OH JUST YOU WAIT PUNK! I'M HAVING THE LEAGUE GO ALL DARKSIDE ON YOUR ASS! Anyway *calms self down*, here is my first attempt at a humorous fic.


Chapter One:(A Bigger Watchtower)

Batman watched his fellow founding members of the Justice League talk amongst themselves while seated at a table located in the middle of the Watchtower's cafeteria. Flash was bragging about KF as usual while Green Arrow began to talk about how while KF did help on missions, Roy wasn't as impulsive; therefore the archer had the better protégé. Both Diana and Shayera were bored, having no sidekicks of their own and to make matters worse J'onn had just called to say that a niece of his had stowed away on the ship taking him to Earth; that and she couldn't wait to start her training.

The many other leaguers were all chatting about how they would go about finding students of their own- it seemed like everybody and their cousin wanted a sidekick.

Great, Batman thought. We're going to need a bigger watchtower.


"We could always use Mount Justice," Flash said snacking of a bag of potato chips. "I mean- now that it's unoccupied and all."

"Negative," Batman replied barley acknowledging the speedster behind him. "With the location of the cave compromised it would be unwise to put the most inexperienced fighters there."

"Yeah," Flash said shoving another handful of chips in his mouth, "But I mean you don't want them up here with us do you?" He swallowed hard. "Not that Kid would be a problem, it's just that I don't think I could handle another you around."

"That makes two of us."


"Hey Dinah!" Ollie called out to Black Canary who had walked past the storage room he was in. On the desk in front of him were blueprints to renovate the room into living quarters. At the very left top right hand corner of the page read: Project Protégé.

"Oliver- what do you think your doing?" Black Canary peered over his shoulder. "You haven't told Roy about this have you?" She crossed her arms.

"We'll, I mean," Black Canary glared at him.

"Ollie..."

"Dinah- Roy's a good kid. He's practically a son to me. I thought he had a right to know…"

"Know what?" The Dark Knight's figure appeared in the doorway. This was going to be a long day.


A/N: Yea! Well let me know what you think- there's more to come! I should be updating every week so check back often! R&R! :D

Athena Keene