The Ballad of King Candy
A Wreck-It Ralph Song Parody
By Melissa E.M.
[sung to the tune of Mack the Knife, slowly and mournfully]
Oh, the Cy-Bug, has such teeth, dear
And it keeps them sharp like knives
And King Candy, has bright eyes, dear
But he keeps them out of sight
Sunday morning, sky is blue, dear
A glitch in fear is running
And a man drives 'round the corner
Whom they call the Candy King
And a princess, she is missing
Treasure chests locked in the code
All the keys has old King Candy
But nobody seems to know
Wrong-Way was found dead and beaten
There was impact to his skull
Walking by is old King Candy
Claiming he knows nothing at all
Pauline's crying, and she's ranting
She thinks she is going mad
She just came from Sugar Rush, dear
King, please tell us, why is she sad?
In the darkness there are bright eyes
In the light they're chocolate brown
Not a shadow can be seen here
When King Candy is in town
Not a shadow can be seen here
When King Candy is in town
Author's Note: Wrong-Way is an enemy character from Q*Bert, who was mysteriously missing in the movie. Pauline is the damsel-in-distress from Donkey Kong. If you want further explanation about their verses, message me and let me know.
