The Ballad of King Candy

A Wreck-It Ralph Song Parody

By Melissa E.M.


[sung to the tune of Mack the Knife, slowly and mournfully]

Oh, the Cy-Bug, has such teeth, dear

And it keeps them sharp like knives

And King Candy, has bright eyes, dear

But he keeps them out of sight

Sunday morning, sky is blue, dear

A glitch in fear is running

And a man drives 'round the corner

Whom they call the Candy King

And a princess, she is missing

Treasure chests locked in the code

All the keys has old King Candy

But nobody seems to know

Wrong-Way was found dead and beaten

There was impact to his skull

Walking by is old King Candy

Claiming he knows nothing at all

Pauline's crying, and she's ranting

She thinks she is going mad

She just came from Sugar Rush, dear

King, please tell us, why is she sad?

In the darkness there are bright eyes

In the light they're chocolate brown

Not a shadow can be seen here

When King Candy is in town

Not a shadow can be seen here

When King Candy is in town


Author's Note: Wrong-Way is an enemy character from Q*Bert, who was mysteriously missing in the movie. Pauline is the damsel-in-distress from Donkey Kong. If you want further explanation about their verses, message me and let me know.