Chapter 1 "The Beginning"
Our journey begins on a dark autumn night in the outskirts of the small town of Kurbsvy. We join our adventurer, Tilly McAngst, a 13 and 3/8 year old girl of 5'6", 94 pounds. She has long flowing blond hair and blue eyes like LED's. Tilly had never been seen near a dress in 5 years and had torn her barbies to shreds at the age of 4. She could always be seen dressed in tatty jeans and tight fitting tank tops with her trademark Preto Porta jacket that was ever so precious to her. Now let us begin...
The night was dark. As dark as a very dark night. Tilly McAngst wandered along with her beloved pet ant eater, Shocapoka, who was on his leash. There was a gentle breeze, causing the autumn leaves to sway in a mystical fashion. A noisy noise could be heard over the horizon from the carnival in Virididan city. As the pair walked a long a noise could be hard in the bushes, causing Shcoaloka to jump to attention. Out of nowhere a headcrab leaped out of the bushes, missing Tilly McAngst's face by inches. This caused a battle to be initiated between the pair and the wild creature.
"Shocanoka", I choose you!" shouted Tilly McAngst.
The wild headcrab started the battle witha fierce tackle attack.
"Dodge it, Shocasnoka, and get it back with a Pointy Tongue Spear."
The headcrab missed, by millimetres as Shokatoka scored a critical hit.
"OK, Shocafoka lets finish this battle early with an Ant Cannon attack."
The attack lashed out fiercely and the enemy headcrab was left motionless on the ground.
"Alright let's catch this bastard! Shackle go!" the shackle entwined the comatose headcrab.
But suddenly the headcrab stated to glow!
"ZOMG this headcrab knows heal!!1!!1!!11!!one"
The headcrab leaped out of the shackle with as much energy as when the battle has begun.
"Here Shocanika take this Magical Marijuana Pill and I'll use this flashbang to blind the crab. Hit him with your strongest attack, Mega Nose Whack"
An image of pure ownage ensued and when the headcrab finally lay wasted a voice was heard in the distance, "Shocaqika is dominating!"
"We have defiantly got him this time, go Shackles". The Shackles closed around the crab and everything once again lay silent.
"Alright I caught a headcrab" Tilly McAngst cried as she held up her fingers in the classic peace symbol.
Suddenly a shot was heard, like a bullet, as the head crab exploded like a can of wiped cream against the power of a large mallet.
A tall man in a HEV suit stood there with a smoking double barrelled-shotgun.
"For goodness sake Fordon Greeman, just because you are an ex-scientist, now self-proclaimed hero, you can't just go around shooting peoples headcrabs."
