Sasuke Uchiha had a stupid job, at least in his opinion.
"Teme, check out that hot girl that just came in!" Naruto practically screamed in his ear.
"Shut up!" Sasuke growled and hit his co-worker...hard. He walked over to the woman who had just entered the large cafe. She had blond hair tied in two low pig tails and giant brests.
"Hello, My name is Sasuke and I will be your waiter for today." Thats right, the great Sasuke Uchiha was working part time as a waiter in his mother's cafe. And guess who the manager was? That's right, his brother; Itachi Uchiha.
The woman gave him a once over but didn't drool at the sight of him. That's starange.
"Tabel for two." she said with a grin.
"Will the other member of the party arrive later?" He asked, remembering that being polite gave him extra tips.
"Yeah, she'll be here soon." the woman replied looking at the menu.
Naruto showed up at that moment, holding a rose.
"I'm sorry, I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you were." he said, trying to make his voice a suave and mature as possible. The woman's eyes glinted with amusement.
"May I ask for your name, Madmoiselle?" now Sasuke was disgusted with Naruto's actions.
"Tsunade." that name sounded so familiar to the pretty Uchiha but he just couldn't figure out why. Naruto seemed overjoyed with her response (even though she only gave him her name).
"What a lovely name you have, I'm Naruto. It's a plesure to meet you." he then kissed her hand and Sasuke visibally gagged.
Sasuke left Naruto to flirt to the woman who ocasionally flirted back and went to tend to the other customersbefore he threw up. For entertainment reasons he went back and listened to thair conversation a bit.
"I'm sorry, but I have to know this, Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cuse you are da bomb!" he said with a 'sexy' smirk.
"Boy, your a million years to early to flirt with me." she said smiling.
"And why is that?" he asked with a 'cute' pout.
"Lets just say I'm a little bit older then you think I am." she said grinning.
The bell rang, signalling that a person had entered the shop. He left the happy couple and walked over to a familiar girl.
Sakura Haruno was a one of a kind girl. Literally. She had her own style and she did everything at her own pace. If anyone ever tried to copy her, they would fail...epically.
"Sakura, whats up?" she looked at him and smiled before returning to scanning the room.
"I'm looking for someone important to me." her voice was happy and exited. Sasuke's face paled. She was probably here for his brother, damn that Itachi or another one of the Akatsuki, just like all the other girls.
"Right, I'll go get h-" he was cut off by her loud shout.
"Grandma!" she ran fullspeed to Tsunade and tackled the woman into a bone crushing hug.
"My, Sakura! You've grown so much!" Sasuke sighed but then looked at naruto who was foaming at the mouth.
"You're...Sakura's GRANDMA?" he managed to scream before he fainted.
"What's up with him?" Sakura asked; confused.
"Long story." Tsunade grined a lazy grin. Sasuke could barley control his laughter.
"Don't worry Sakura" Hidan said as he put his arm around around her shoulders and bringing his other arm infront of her and showing off a shiny video camra. "We got it on tape."
Needless to say, by the end of the day that video was on youtube, facebook, myspace and other such video sites and Naruto...well, he never forgot this incident. Probably since Sasuke has the video on his phone...
