"Look alive people, Chef's about to perform one of his famous night time landings and by famous I mean he can't see a thing but he's going to land the plane anyway and hope we don't hit anything" Chris announced over the load speaker. Several of the contestants hastily took their seats and buckled up with whatever they could pass off as a seatbelt, with the exception of Geoff and Bridgett who continued make out as if nothing happened (to be honest anything could happen and those two would still keep making out). DJ sat curled up into a ball in the corner of the economy class silently praying that he could make it home to mama, while trying to squat away the moths that only seemed to flying around him without actually touching any of them.
"Remind me again why we're back in this death trap?" Leshawna sighed miserably
"Because its in your contract" you could hear that smirk through the loud speaker.
"That was rhetorical!" snapped Leshawna " Seriously did he put more cameras and microphones in hear since last time or something?"
"You would think that it would be more prudent to invest more suitable equipment into the air craft itself, it is fundamentally impossible for us to be currently airborne with the state of deterioration, in addition to the numerous safety violations. They should purchase working engines, braking equipment, ILS approach, pitot tubes –"
"And a new coat of paint!" cried Lindsay cutting Harold off "Imagine how much nicer it would be in hear if it was all pink, don't you think Tim, no Trevor, no TYLOR?"
"Whatever you like babe if fine with me"
"Its actually here not hear, Lindsay" corrected Harold
"What?"
"Just before you were saying how nice it would be … oh never mind"
Cuts to commercial on TV
Can't get enough of Total Drama World Tour?
Want to know what happened after the – ah mishap in Hawaii?
Want me your host Chris Mclean to put them through more pain for minimal gain?
Then you will love Total Drama World Tour Reunion Come Back Specials.
We are taking your favorite teens back all over the world to perform guest speaker panel interviews, autograph signing and unrehearsed concerts at all the major locations visited in the show. Call the number on your screen now or book online for your tickets.
But wait there's more, for locations that were uncivilized/unpopulated we will be making special bonus episodes, were your favorite teens will be competing again in crazy challenges but this time for a lesser prize of $10,000 – hey its not the full show so why should we bother giving them the whole prize money.
Stay tuned for this week were our contestants return to Area 51 or 52 I forget, but I do remember it has lasers.
