That's what Gai said.
Sasuke and Naruto were walking together along the streets of Konoha. The two were having a dilemma. They needed to do some training, but Kakashi-sensei was too busy to train them today. Which meant they had two options: Either go train with Lee, which neither of them wanted to do, or find another Sensei to train them for the day.
"Well . . . maybe we could ask Pervy Sage," Naruto suggested.
Sasuke snorted. "The hell. He'd probably leave us to do push-ups or something while he went to jack off somewhere."
Naruto sighed. "Well, we have to find someone."
Just then, the spastic blond and the emo ninja ran into the biggest prick in the Hidden Leaf Village. Well, besides Neji.
It was Gai-sensei, looking as smug as ever.
"Hey, boys." He greeted them. "I couldn't help but overhear your little predicament. If you two need training, I could help you. I'm pretty handy in that area."
Naruto snickered. "That's what she said. Dickhead." Even Sasuke managed a chuckle, as emo as he was.
Gai's smug face went all stormy. "Hey, you'd better watch it, Naruto, or this 'dickhead' is gonna screw you two assholes!"
"Ooh, that's what he said," Sasuke said, and he and Naruto both cracked up.
That really pissed Gai off. "What?! You know what? I don't need any more lip from you two cock-munches! I'm finished!"
Naruto and Sasuke rolled on the ground, laughing their asses off. They couldn't even muster the breath to say, "That's what she said."
Gai started to storm off. However, he didn't get more than a few meters before he ran into Kakashi, who had finished his work early.
"Hey, Gai." Kakashi said. "You look stormy."
Gai fumed. "Well, Kakashi, I'm in a bit of a sticky situation, with your two dick students coming at me with their lip!"
"Ooh, that's what she-"
"Fine, Kakashi! Your team wins this round!" With that, Gai stalked off.
Kakashi stared after him for a second, then walked up to Sasuke and Naruto, who had mostly recovered by then. "Okay, what just happened?" he asked.
Naruto grinned. "Let's just say that the reason Bushier Brow is so much fun to mess around with is because he's so easy."
"You just triple-butt-slammed him with 'That's what she said,' didn't you?"
And in his usual spastic way, Naruto exclaimed "Believe it!"
