Note: I do not own Naruto.chuckles I wished.
The Sad Truth
Naruto walked silently down the halls of his school. He was in a bad mood. Really bad.
"Naruto!" Sakura yelled from down the hall. She ran to catch up with him. "Um…" Sakura flushed deeply. "I was wondering if you…"
Naruto looked at Sakura. Holy… Is she going to..? This would be the highlight of my day! Naruto grinned widely. "Yeah..?"
"Oh," Sakura blushed shyly. "I was wondering if you seen Sasuke-kun."
Sasuke?! Hell no. I wouldn't want to either. However, Naruto smiled brightly but stiff. "No."
Sakura's face changed abruptly, "Dammit, then why am I here? After all that disgusting acting…" She kept on muttering to herself as she slowly left.
Now, Naruto's day was worse. Much, much worse. However, he kept on walking until finally, he reached his classroom. He sighed and opened it.
"SASUKE-KUN" The blondie, Ino ran into the classroom. Not to mention she ran over Naruto in the process.
During class, it wasn't so good for Naruto either. His teacher asked everybody to draw an anus. This was what several people thought during the attempt to:
Naruto: How the hell am I suppose to know what an anus is? Is it somewhere in France or something?? Oh whatever… (scribbles naked ladies to represent France.)
Sasuke: Sasuke, you are too good. Yeah, this is one awesome anus you drew. (admires his doodle of Naruto)
Sakura: An anus?! Is that somewhere up your ass? Well, I know who's an ass to me! (quietly draws Ino)
Ino: Sakura is a total anus. Yeah, hell she is. I mean, being ugly is not her fault, there's her parents to blame… but coming out to scare people with it? (doodles Sakura)
After class, everyone crowded around Sasuke. Irritated, Sasuke pushed his way out. Naruto, probably having the worst day ever in his life, walked miserably in the men's toilet.
Few moments later, Sasuke also came into the toilet.
"The toilet's our home." Naruto muttered. Then he grinned. "Hey sexy."
Sasuke smirked. "Girls are so annoying… But seeing you, baby, gimme a kiss."
This is the sad, sad, truth for Sasuke fans and Naruto fans.
