Note: I do not own Naruto.
The Pschyiatrist's Visit to Hidden Villages
(enters Sai)
Psychiatrist: Hello Sai, I'm your psychiatrist.
Sai: What's that?
Psychiatrist: Someone who makes you feel better.
Sai: You're not making me feel better.
Psychiatrist: I will. Wait.
Sai: "Your power is weak, do you even have a penis?"
Psychiatrist:…
(Enters Naruto)
Psychiatrist: Naruto, I am your psychiatrist.
Naruto: A psycho?
Psychiatrist: I'm someone who helps you feel better.
Naruto: Awesome! Good timing too! I feel really bad right now.
Psychiatrist: Okay, let's get started.
Naruto: (beats up psychiatrist)
Psychiatrist: !! Hey! What the hell are you doing?!
Naruto: You said you were someone to help me feel better.
Psychiatrist: Yeah, not someone to get beaten up by.
Naruto: But that makes me feel better…
(enters Itachi)
Psychiatrist: Hello… (looks at sheet of names)Itachi.
Itachi:
Psychiatrist: I'm your psychiatrist.
Itachi: Oh..? Psychiatrist? Let's see about that. (activates Sharingan Eye)
Psychiatrist: !! (dies)
