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The Pschyiatrist's Visit to Hidden Villages

(enters Sai)

Psychiatrist: Hello Sai, I'm your psychiatrist.

Sai: What's that?

Psychiatrist: Someone who makes you feel better.

Sai: You're not making me feel better.

Psychiatrist: I will. Wait.

Sai: "Your power is weak, do you even have a penis?"

Psychiatrist:…

(Enters Naruto)

Psychiatrist: Naruto, I am your psychiatrist.

Naruto: A psycho?

Psychiatrist: I'm someone who helps you feel better.

Naruto: Awesome! Good timing too! I feel really bad right now.

Psychiatrist: Okay, let's get started.

Naruto: (beats up psychiatrist)

Psychiatrist: !! Hey! What the hell are you doing?!

Naruto: You said you were someone to help me feel better.

Psychiatrist: Yeah, not someone to get beaten up by.

Naruto: But that makes me feel better…

(enters Itachi)

Psychiatrist: Hello… (looks at sheet of names)Itachi.

Itachi:

Psychiatrist: I'm your psychiatrist.

Itachi: Oh..? Psychiatrist? Let's see about that. (activates Sharingan Eye)

Psychiatrist: !! (dies)