20 things you should never say to Dracula if you value your life.
Disclaimer: The author of this list is exempt from any liability should the verbalisation of the following statements lead to loss of limbs, permanent disfigurement and/or death.
...Hawthorne, or wild Rose?
Your castle is now a tourist attraction.
I like Shish-Kebabs.
The Turkish rule.
Hey! Free ticket to Istanbul.
...By the way, I planted a garlic patch in your cemetery.
How'd you get your head back from Turkey, anyway?
Hey, look, a Televangelist!
Jesus loves me, this I know...
The Pope's coming for dinner tomorrow. And you can't eat him!
...My mother was Turkish.
AAHH! RAT!...oh, sorry....hehe...my bad....
You know, a castle this old should really have a church...
Let's go swimming in that river next to your castle!
Look! Radu!
Look! Mehmed II!
Look! Stephen the Great!
Ruthven was way hotter.....
You've been upstaged by sparkly wimps.
The Turkish won.
