AUTHOR'S NOTES: This is just an experiment its unlikely I'll continue

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Negima and never wanted too though I would like to own Ako and Eva XD.

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It was the most curious thing happening to him in his life. First he gets adopted from the orphanage as a servant of sorts. A couple of years after he receives orders to show up at a university run by his master/grandpa. Leaving home wasn't really heart wrenching for him as he didn't really have much at the ancestral home save cleaning up and keeping the house lived in till ojou-sama and jii-sama returned but his orders were strict, telling him to leave the house and move into the school.

The child heaved a sigh as he squeezed into the train which was a miracle considering the throng of girls hanging about. He couldn't find a place to sit but he didn't mind it at all even though he brought a backpack that was at least twice his weight and size. The girl's didn't seem to notice him and the trip was uneventful.

BING BONG BING BONG

"Next stop Mahora all-girl's junior high", a female voice came over the speakers.

BING BONG BING BONG

"Well I guess this is my stop", the little boy began readjusting his pack and rechecking his luggage. He had just faced the train doors when he suddenly realized that it was eerily quiet.

"Eh?", the child's eyes turned into two small dots as he felt the wierd atmosphere. The doors hissed open and he could practically feel a rumbling resonate through the vehicle. The dot eyed boy immediately found himself drowned in a sea of females as the train was practically spewing them out.

"W-w-what the heck is going on!?", the boy screamed in distress and confusion.

What the boy didn't know was that this was the standard greeting to Mahora girl's junior high.

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Pink hues slowly opened as the owner of them pushed himself off the pavement. He suddenly remembered the stampede of girls and quickly scanned the grounds scared for his life. There was no one in sight.

"Whew! I survived", the boy sighed in relief as he sat cross legged on the ground.

"Are you the one the dean was waiting for?", a woman's voice asked the relieved boy.

Said boy nearly jumped out of his skin in surprise. He bolted upright and bowed to the speaker nervously, "Um uh y-yes I am".

"My my what good manners", the lady giggled. The boy looked up and found his face mere inches from the chest of a rather well endowed blonde female. "You most definitely fit the description the dean gave me", the blonde woman giggled bringing her spectacled eyes just before the child's. The boy couldn't help but blush in insecurity as his personal space was being violated. "You're quite cute as well", she smiled.

"Uh um thank you miss...", the child trailed off hoping to find a clue as to who this person was.

"Oh I'm sorry, my name is Shizuna", the woman introduced herself.

"Ah yes I remember jii-san was telling me about you", the boy said in realization hitting the palm of his right hand with the bottom of his left fist. "Well Shizuna-san my name is-"

"Shizuna-san!", A middle aged man in a white suit, smoking a cigarette called their attention.

"Oh Takahata-sensei!", Shizuna greeted the approaching man.

"Shizuna-sensei it seems that the teacher's meeting will begin soon", Takahata informed the blonde.

"Is that so?", Shizuna turned to the little boy. "I'm sorry to leave you like this but I have to be there", she apologized. She turned back to Takahata and said, "Takahata-sensei this is the boy the dean has been waiting for, please escort him to the dean's office", the blonde spoke before leaving.

The clueless child just looked at the man in white. "Ano...", the boy trailed off.

"Oh sorry you must be him", Takahata held out his hand, "I'm Takamichi, nice to meet you".

"Ah my name is Sage Kaiser, nice to meet you as well Takamichi-san", the boy bowed.

"Hahaha no need to be so polite. Here let me take you to the dean's office", Takamichi began walking off with the boy now known as Sage in tow.
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The walk to the dean's office was quiet. This couldn't be helped due to the grounds being bare of students who were currently in their classes and the fact Sage wasn't really much for conversation. Takamichi then took notice of the large pack and the boy's appearance. The dean was right it would be impossible to miss this boy. Carrying a backpack twice his size, white hair, pink eyes and that strange looking glove of his you'd be blind to not notice him.

"What is it Takamichi-san?", Sage snapped Takamichi out of hi8s staring.

"Oh nothing just wondering about things.", Takamichi waved it off.

"So am I", Sage said apathetically and looked back ahead.

Something about the boy's grim nature really freaked Takamichi out but he didn't let it show.

"We're here", Takamichi stopped by a large pair of oak doors that dwarfed all the other doors in the well furnished corridor. Takamichi looked at Sage who only acknowledged their stop with a nod of his head. Takamichi opened the wooden doors and walked in slowly followed by Takamichi.

"Ah Takamichi", an old man greeted from behind the desk of the rather large office.

"Hello dean Konoe", Takalmichi saluted casually.

"Hahaha just call me konoemon", the dean guffawed.

"Negi-kun, Konoka-kun, Asuna-kun, Setsuna-kun, Eva-san, Chachamaru-kun you're all here as well?", Takamichi questioned.

"Grandpa called us here", Konoka answered.

"We just tagged along", Asuna gave her answer while gripping Negi's head as to indicate who 'we' was.

"I always accompany ojou-sama", was Setsun'a reply.

"The old man wanted us here", Eva said looking quite annoyed. Chachamaru needn't answer cause they knew she was always where Eva was when it came to serious matters and this looked to be as serious as they came. All attention shifted to the new comer who had closed the door as silently qas possible. He walked to the center of the room and took one look at the man behind the desk. The old man looked back and smiled behind his beard.

"Sage-kun", he said in a kind tone

"old man", was Sage's reply.

A silence filled the room. The rest of the room's occupants gulped at the tension that suddenly filled the room.

"How've you been my boy? How's the house and the neighborhood?", the dean suddenly blew off the tension with this energetic greeting.

"Grrr... How the heck can you be so casual!", Sage roared. All the occupants except for Sage sweatdropped. "I've been through hell! You left me the house which I only god knows is how big and I cant understand how in heaven's name you dirtied each and every single spot by the time I finished cleaning the whole house which basically took me like two years to clean up and just when i thought I could have some peace of mind you send me a letter with orders to show up here and you had the gal to make me bring these!", Sage took off his pack and emptied it's contents filled with various snacks and foodstuffs. Everyone sweatdropped at the display while the dean's was more of nervousness than bewilderment. "So to wrap this up what the hell do you want old man?", was Sage's demand.

"Now now Sage is that anyway to treat your grandpa?", Konoemon was picking up his snacks and walked back behind his desk.

"Wait grandpa I thought mom was an only child?", Konoka added her two cents into the conversation.

"So did I", Setsuna added.

"Damn straight she was an only child. The old man adopted me from an orphanage!", Sage ranted on.

"Grandpa?", Konoka asked.

"Oh don't worry. Konoka it was just that I was getting lonely when you were with your father and I saw this poor little child in the orphanage is all", Konoemon waved his grand daughter off.

"Or you just needed some one to keep the house safe while you were gone.", Sage retorted.

"There was that but there is something else", Konoemon suddenly turned serious.

"What is it old man?", Sage said finally calming down.

"well it has something to do with my grand daughter Konoka whom as you all know", Konoemon gestured to the other occupants of the room, "has just awakened her powers as a mage and has rejected rather numerous omiai", Konoemon suddenly found himself nursing a bump on his head with Konoka holding a hammer. Everyone wondered how many sweatdrops they were going to waste today. "Anyway", continued Konoemon, "The thing is my grand daughter needs to find a partner".

"But grandpa I've already decided on Set-chan as my partner", Konoka whined.

"O-ojou-sama!", Setsuna suddenly began to blush.

"See old man she already has a partner so what's the problem?", Sage asked.

"Hmph youth", Konoemon scoffed, "Choosing a partner may as well be choosing your bride or in Konoka's case, groom.".

"GEH!?", everyone was shocked.

"Why are you shocked Takahata-sensei? master?", Negi asked.

"Dunno, it just felt right", Takamichi and Eva both said in unison. They looked at each other then looked away.

"What I want is for Konoka to judge carefully who should be her partner and not jump into a partnership just like that", Konoemon said in a responsible tone.

"You just want her to hook up with a guy you like", Sage pointed out and the others mentally agreed.

"Fine I'll get down to the point Sage I want you to be a Minister in training", Konoemon pointed dramatically at Sage.

"A what!?", everyone chorused in confusion.

"I want Sage to be Konoka's future minister so what I want is for him to be trained to be a good minister to protect and look after my granddaughter", Konoemon thundered.

"Weird old man", Sage whispered under his breath.

"But grandpa I don't really need it I already have Set-chan", Konoka reasoned.

"Konoka at least give him a chance. Sage is a fine boy.", the dean nearly begged his granddaughter.

"I guess", Konoka thought about it.

"Uh hello old man? Didn't you forget a couple of important facts? No.1 she's practically my cousin"

"Not by blood"

"She's almost twice my age!"

"She's good with kids"

"Wha?", Sage just stood there flabbergasted at all the replies he received.

"So since that is decided I would like to ask you, Evangeline, to train and shelter my grandson for a bit till he becomes a good minister", Konoemon was obviously using his power as a dean to ask this of Evangeline. Though Eva would have liked nothing more than to forget this charade she could do nothing since the old man had pushed it to the point of abusing academic stature.

"Fine but if he dies it's not my fault is that clear?", the small blonde vampiress humphed.

"Wait wait wait you want me to live and be trained by this shrimp?", Sage jabbed a thumb in Eva's general direction. A vein popped up on Eva's forehead as she heard that comment. "Look ya old codger I knew getting adopted by you would mean you must've been deranged and alright I admit that the magi and ministra thing still hasn't sunk in even after four years of living under your roof but seriously apperenticeship under her?", Sage asked incredelously.

"Lemme at'em, I'll rip'em to shreds. I'll keep'im alive just long enough for the full moon and make himtaste my full power", Eva was struggling against Chachamaru, trying to kill the boy.

"Hmmm I think the dean didn't think this over too much did he?", Negi asked Takamichi.

"I don't think so", Takamichi shook his head.