(((Not Mine. No really it's not mine! If I say it is mine I'll get in trouble!!!)))
"Hey Edward," Jessica walked up to us and said, to Edward, of course.
"Hi," he just barely acknowledges her existence, yet she seems to think it's okay to talk to him even more, which only annoys Alice and I, who where currently talking to him about matters that aren't very important. BUT, we were still talking to him, and we were not annoying him, like she is all of us.
"Well, I was like driving to school today, and I like totally got a, like, flat! Can you, like, believe it? Anyhow, I, like, need a, like, ride from, like, school today. And I, like, totally, like, thought that you, like, could give me a, like, ride, like today! Kay, thanks, bye!" she ran off before we could protest.
"What just happened?" Edward asked.
"Would you like a translation?" he nodded so I continued, "Jessica drove to school today, and got a flat tier. She asked it you could believe it. She then said that she needs a ride home from school today. She was thinking that you could be that ride. Then she said thank you and left before we could say no."
"Great," he let his head fall and hit the table, repeatedly.
"Aw, poor baby," I coo in his ear, "don't worry, Alice and I will be there for you."
"I'm not riding home with her! I'm text-ing Rose to pick me up," Alice says while getting up and tossing her food away, before dancing out of the cafeteria.
"Well, I'll still be there for you," I said, just as the bell rang for us to go to our next class.
"I guess it wont be too bad," I grabbed his hand and we walked to biology.
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"Come on, Love, lets take the she-devil home," Edward said as I exited the gym. He really didn't want to do this, neither did I.
"The sooner we get her home, the sooner we are in your room," I reminded him, and he sped up a bit and I giggled
When we got to his Volvo, Jessica has already at the car. Not only at it, she was sitting on hood.
"GET OFF THE CAR!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DENT IT!!!" Edward shouted. He really likes his car; his shouting startled Jessica into jumping off of it.
"Sorry," she muttered, glaring at the arm he had wrapped around my waist. We made our way to the car, when we got closer; Edward unlocked the doors with the button-clicker thingy. Jessica took it upon herself to sit in the front seat. Not a very good idea.
"Get in the back," Edward said through clenched teeth.
"No."
"Yes."
"No," Jessica is getting more and more on my nerves.
"NOW!" Edward only like me to sit there now, He says so that that seat is like an air-freshener.
"Fine, Mr. Grumpy butt," she got out of the front and slammed the door. She got into the back, leaving that door open like I was supposed to sit there with her.
Edward closed the back door and opened the front door for me. I sat down and he found it necessary to buckle me up then kiss me, rather deeply, before closing the door. I was biting my lip to hide a smile as he walked around the front of the car, my eyes following his movements; I think Jessica's were too.
When Edward got in, he gave me another kiss, another deep kiss that left me breathless. He started the car and grabbed my hand.
"Why does she get to sit in to front?" Jessica whined as if she was a five-year-old who's older sibling got the front.
"Two reasons. One: I actually like her company. Two: She's my girlfriend."
"Shouldn't you have two hands one the wheel?" Jessica complied as we pulled out of the parking lot.
"I'm a good driver," Edward said through gritted teeth. She huffed.
Edward pulled to a stop at a read light and kissed me again. When he pulled away, he rested his forehead against mine. "I love you," I whispered.
"I love you, too," he kissed me once more before we heard a 'cough' and the red light turned green.
"Hey," Jessica said, leaning up to rest her elbows on the center console, "Can we put on some music?"
"Sure," I said. I picked up a CD of songs Edward played on his piano, the first one being my lullaby. He showed it to me this morning; we could only get through my lullaby this morning.
"What, like, kind of, like, crap is this?"
"My lullaby," I answered, squeezing Edward's hand tighter, trying to keep from punching my 'friend' for her comment.
"So, you, like, played this? No, like, wonder."
"No, she didn't. I did,' Edward corrected.
"Then, like, why did she, like, call it her lullaby?"
"It was inspired by her," Edward said, looking at me and smiling.
"You mean, like, you-you, like, wrote, like, this? Like the notes and, like, every thing?"
Edward looked at her in the rear-view mirror, "yes," he stated simply, his eye cold and hard. I squeeze his hand and looks at me, his eye softening and filling with love.
"Like, oh…" she stays quiet for a while. The next song comes on, Edward didn't right this one, but he sang it, on the CD and in real life.
We go out to a party somewhere
The moment we walk in the door
People stop and everybody stares
She don't know what they're staring for
She don't know she's beautiful
(never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful
(no she's not that kind)
She don't know she's beautiful
Though time and time I've told her so
There she goes just walking down the street
And someone lets a whistle out
A girl like her she just can't see
What the fuss is all about
And she don't know she's beautiful
(never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful
(no she's not that kind)
She don't know she's beautiful
Though time and time I've told her so
Mornin' comes and her hairs all a mess
That's when she thinks she looks her worst
It's times like this she don't know why
I can't take my eyes off her
And she don't know she's beautiful
(never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful
(no she's not that kind)
She don't know she's beautiful
Though time and time I've told her
She don't know she's beautiful
(never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful
(no she's not that kind)
She don't know she's beautiful
Though time and time I've told her
She don't know she's beautiful
(never crossed her mind)
She don't know she's beautiful
(no she's not that kind)
She don't know she's beautiful
Though time and time I've told her
We stop at a red light, and Edward looks at me. He smiles and wipes off the tears that started sliding down my check.
"You're perfect at everything, aren't you?"
"The song just screamed your name, I had to sing it for you," he kissed me again.
"That, like, is so, like, sweet," crocodile tears sliding down her cheek. I knew that they where fake because she isn't really a decent enough of a person to think that a guy doing anything for a girl that's not her is sweet.
"Thanks, Jessica," Edward said, his voice hard again.
"Oh, you can, like, totally call me, like, Jess," she said, fluttering her eyelashes, trying to be seductive.
"No thanks. Do you have something in your eye?" Edward said, barely keeping a strait face. I was having a hard time doing that, myself. The next song came on, but it was Emmett instead of Edward.
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind... And…
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid... RIGHT?
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And…
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds... Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt! And...
They're coming to take me away, ha-ha.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (Fade out)
Hey, buddy!
Yes officer...
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha...
I couldn't help myself; I busted out laughing.
"Emmett's going to die!" Edward said.
"Honey, it's Emmett, what did you expect?"
"I don't know," he pouted and I leaned over and kissed him, seeing as we were stopped. He pulled me closer, but then someone cleared her throat. We ignored her. The 'coughed' this time, I guess she didn't like that Edward's hand, that was in my hand, had migrated onto my bottom now.
"Are you, like, guys, like, done now?" she asked impatiently.
"You're the one who wanted a ride with us," I said.
"And we aren't nearly as bad as Rose and Emmett," Edward added.
We finally pulled into Jessica's driveway, she didn't get out right away. She leaned up into the front seats. I guess Edward wasn't reading his mind. He was looking out my window.
Jessica kissed him then leaned back, a smug look on her face. Edward, on the other hand, looked like he was about to throw up. He reached over and got a 'Clorox Cleanup' wipe from his glove department and wiped his lips off with it, he then wiped them on his sleeve.
Jessica's jaw was practically touching the floor. Edward then leaned over to me and kissed me, very deeply.
"I guess I'm not the only girl you've ever kissed, now," I say, with my forehead touching his. I swear, Jessica's jaw touched to ground at that statement.
"You can leave now," Edward says. As soon as she gets out of the car, we burst out laughing.
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"Hey, Edward?" We were walking up to his room now.
"Yes, love?"
"Were you reading Jessica's mind before she kissed you?"
"NO, of course not. I avoid her mind at all costs. There are way to many 'like's and 'totaly's in there. Not a place I like to be," Edward shuttered.
"Poor Baby," I coo, we were sitting on his couch now.
"What are you going to do to make it all better?" Edward said. He was pouting, but there was a mischievous glint twinkling in his eyes.
"How about this," I say as I lean in to kiss him, It's the deepest kiss all day, but I pull away too soon for Edward's taste, min as well.
"Oh no you don't," he growled playfully and started kissing me again.
(((Songs: 'She Don't Know (She Beautiful)' by Kenny and 'They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa' by… someone)))
