Pretty Fly (For a Wright Guy)

Disclaimer: [Insert witty and sarcastic disclaimer here], and any similarity to anything is purely coincidental...

A/N: I just found out no one parodied Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) for Ace Attorney yet so I tried to do it. Also, when you're done with this, go to youtube and type in "Mai Kadowaki Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" you'll know when you find it coz I swear it is the most horrendous thing I have ever heard....

Give it to me Feenie, uh huh, uh huh

Give it to me Feenie, uh huh, uh huh

Give it to me Feenie, uh huh, uh huh

And all the lawyers say he's pretty fly (for a Wright guy)

Mia, Maya, Pearl and don't forget there's Trucy too

You know its kinda hard just to play a game today

Professor Layton's sad, Hotel Dusk is kinda gay

You wanna play a game that will give you satisfaction

So go play Ace Attorney 'cause you get to yell "Objection!"

So testify, witness guy

Polly knows you're lying 'cause you're rubbing your left eye

It's a murder trial, the killer's in denial

Throw him in jail, throw him in jail

Find contradictions, use the Mason system

You know I need to bluff my way through the prosecution

The world needs attorneys so

Hey hey, do that lawyer thing

Give it to me Edgey, uh huh, uh huh

Give it to me Edgey, uh huh, uh huh

Give it to me Edgey, uh huh, uh huh

And all the lawyers say he's pretty fly (for a Wright guy)

I need a crazy hairdo, not any will suffice

Something with lots of spikes, 'cause I think that would be nice

I drive past Damon Gant, he's got lots and lot's of class

Don't comment on his suit, or he'll RAPE MY SORRY ASS!!!

So testify, witness guy

Polly knows you're lying 'cause you're rubbing your left eye

It's a murder trial, the killer's in denial

Throw him in jail, throw him in jail

Find contradictions, use the Mason system

You know I need to bluff my way through the prosecution

The world needs attorneys so

Hey hey, do that lawyer thing

So I play Apollo Justice, on my DS yo

Phoenix has been disbarred, so he's now some weird hobo

There's a new prosecutor and his name's Gavin

He's a bit stuck-up, but he's totally rockin'!

Give it to me Larry, uh huh,uh huh

Give it to me Larry, uh huh,uh huh

Give it to me Larry, uh huh,uh huh

Mia, Maya, Pearl and don't forget there's Trucy too

So testify, witness guy

Polly knows you're lying 'cause you're rubbing your left eye

It's a murder trial, the killer's in denial

Throw him jail, throw him in jail

Find contradictions, use the Mason system

You know I need to bluff my way through the prosecution

The world needs attorneys yeah

The world needs attorneys so

Let's get some more attorneys and

Hey hey, do that lawyer thing

Man that really fun to do I hope you guys liked it. If anyone was wondering: I don't have anything against Professor Layton or Hotel Dusk I think those games are awesome. I might do another one but I can't think of any songs to parody, maybe Blink-182 or something really obscure like Sigur Ros but meh......

Not that anyone cares but if anyone saw the Grammy Awards, man were they disappointing.....