Pretty Fly (For a Wright Guy)
Disclaimer: [Insert witty and sarcastic disclaimer here], and any similarity to anything is purely coincidental...
A/N: I just found out no one parodied Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) for Ace Attorney yet so I tried to do it. Also, when you're done with this, go to youtube and type in "Mai Kadowaki Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" you'll know when you find it coz I swear it is the most horrendous thing I have ever heard....
Give it to me Feenie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Feenie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Feenie, uh huh, uh huh
And all the lawyers say he's pretty fly (for a Wright guy)
Mia, Maya, Pearl and don't forget there's Trucy too
You know its kinda hard just to play a game today
Professor Layton's sad, Hotel Dusk is kinda gay
You wanna play a game that will give you satisfaction
So go play Ace Attorney 'cause you get to yell "Objection!"
So testify, witness guy
Polly knows you're lying 'cause you're rubbing your left eye
It's a murder trial, the killer's in denial
Throw him in jail, throw him in jail
Find contradictions, use the Mason system
You know I need to bluff my way through the prosecution
The world needs attorneys so
Hey hey, do that lawyer thing
Give it to me Edgey, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Edgey, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Edgey, uh huh, uh huh
And all the lawyers say he's pretty fly (for a Wright guy)
I need a crazy hairdo, not any will suffice
Something with lots of spikes, 'cause I think that would be nice
I drive past Damon Gant, he's got lots and lot's of class
Don't comment on his suit, or he'll RAPE MY SORRY ASS!!!
So testify, witness guy
Polly knows you're lying 'cause you're rubbing your left eye
It's a murder trial, the killer's in denial
Throw him in jail, throw him in jail
Find contradictions, use the Mason system
You know I need to bluff my way through the prosecution
The world needs attorneys so
Hey hey, do that lawyer thing
So I play Apollo Justice, on my DS yo
Phoenix has been disbarred, so he's now some weird hobo
There's a new prosecutor and his name's Gavin
He's a bit stuck-up, but he's totally rockin'!
Give it to me Larry, uh huh,uh huh
Give it to me Larry, uh huh,uh huh
Give it to me Larry, uh huh,uh huh
Mia, Maya, Pearl and don't forget there's Trucy too
So testify, witness guy
Polly knows you're lying 'cause you're rubbing your left eye
It's a murder trial, the killer's in denial
Throw him jail, throw him in jail
Find contradictions, use the Mason system
You know I need to bluff my way through the prosecution
The world needs attorneys yeah
The world needs attorneys so
Let's get some more attorneys and
Hey hey, do that lawyer thing
Man that really fun to do I hope you guys liked it. If anyone was wondering: I don't have anything against Professor Layton or Hotel Dusk I think those games are awesome. I might do another one but I can't think of any songs to parody, maybe Blink-182 or something really obscure like Sigur Ros but meh......
Not that anyone cares but if anyone saw the Grammy Awards, man were they disappointing.....
