Hey everyone!
I was reading about different kinds of Kryptonite the other day and decided to do various one shots of it.
No specific order and not a chronological story, just fun one shots.
Eleven of them are real, two of them I created from my own imagination of pure fun!
Kara flew into her apartment late one night after a late night fight involving aliens disgusted as birds and racoons. She was exhausted and fell on her bed after throwing on her pajamas.
She woke three hours later at her usual time. The second she woke up her stomach roared. She jumped up and walked to her fridge. The bright lights glowed around the blonde heroine as her eyes widen largely to the sight. "Yum!" She shouted and took a full arm load worth of food.
She ate the food within a half hour. But she was sill hungry, so she went back to the fridge and took another load of food to eat. She ate the new load while getting ready for work. She finished the food, but her stomach roared again. Kara shrugged at her own stomach roars and walked off to work.
Kara picked up Cat's breakfast order, but got a couple of things for herself as well. Five bags of doughnuts, five inside each bag, a few danishes and a giant cup of coffee.
When Kara reached work, all her doughnuts and danishes and coffee were gone. She took the elevator up and the second she was on her level she hurried over to Winn's desk. He was like the food machine half the time with candies and such.
"Hey Kara," Winn greeted.
"Hi. Do you have any food?" She asked. Her pupils were large and wide, as if she had seen something coming at her like a deer in headlights. "I'm starving!" She stressed.
"Um, I might have red vines." He said, albeit confused. "You never get this hungry."
Kara only half listened. The second his drawer opened Kara reached inside and grabbed a handful of red vine bags, as well as a bag of orange cheese doodles. "Yum!" She cheered. "Hey, later tonight we should go out to get pizza and then lots of ice cream! I'm going to be hungry later!"
"I guess that sounds...good?"
"Thanks!" She smiled brightly and walked to her desk.
Winn look at her a bit strange. Kara was usually odd, but today she was very... weird? "Odd."
A short time later after Cat arrived, she called Kara into her office to go over some details about tonight's dinner banquet events. Upon entering the office Cat spoke briefly and bluntly about the specific details entitling who was to be there and what events should not happen and if they did happen, than what she expected to be done about it. It wasn't until Cat looked up that she saw her assistant was, indeed, taking notes but also chewing. "Kira!"
"Hmm, yes?" Kara spoke with half a mouth full of brownie.
"Are you eating in my office?" She clearly knew the answer to this, though.
"Uh...just a small snack. I...was, hungry." Kara bashfully replied.
"You were eating a bagel when I walked into the office and just mere moments after that you somehow placed three doughnuts into your body," Cat gave a suspicious eye to the young blonde. "I know this may not be my business, but are you pregnant, Kira?"
"What? No, I'm not pregnant."
"Then focus that chewing and needing food energy into work. More typing, less chewing." Cat directed.
"Yes, Ms. Grant." Kara said.
But Kara couldn't stop eating. She used her hour break to go down to the store and load up a few bags of food and bring it back to the office to chew on when it was possible. She had to finish work though. She had to finish details for the banquet tonight such as the buffet orders and how much staff was needed for CatCo Media's banquet buffet event.
Kara ate half of a candy bar when she noticed James walking up to her. "So rumor has it that you're possibly pregnant?" He smirked.
"No. I'm just so damn hungry!" Kara stressed, almost sad. "I've never been this hungry before ever."
"Any sort of reason?"
"Not that I can think of." Kara said. "I just hope this weird hunger craving goes away before tonight's banquet."
"No kidding. You already can eat enough to close buffets within minutes."
But alas, nothing helped. Kara couldn't stop snacking. Her friends were a bit confused and a bit worried about Kara's sudden hunger cravings. But their worry only became worse when they went to go find her and Kara was up at the Supergirl case, being very...odd.
They walked into the room and found Kara cleaning up the place wildly. "This room is gross!" She said and scrubbed a wall hard, almost cracking it. "I really hate my strength now."
"Kara, what are you doing?" James asked.
"Cleaning up the spider poop on these walls!" Kara said. "And over there on that wall is filled with bugs just sitting there and laughing at me."
Winn and James turned to so said wall and saw nothing but papers. "Kara, there's nothing on the wall."
"Are you insane Winn!? There are bugs on there laughing at me!" She yelled.
"I don't see anything." James repeated.
"They are laughing at me!" Kara shouted and turned to her friends. Her eyes were larger like deer eyes and she looked stress all over her face. "Help me clean up!"
"Okay, okay!" Winn said and took a bottle and rag from the desk. "Kara, are you okay?"
"Fine. I just hate those laughing bugs."
Nothing became better though. Kara left work half hour early to get ready for the event. James and Winn stopped by, with Alex, to check on Kara. "Kara?" Alex knocked on the door. "I know you can see us."
"You think she left for the event already?" James wondered.
"Her neighbor said she hasn't left her apartment since she came back." Winn said.
Alex stood back and kicked hard to knock the door down. "I'm getting real tired of knocking the door down."
Inside of the apartment the gang found the apartment almost spotless clean. "Kara?" Alex called out.
"Good girl...good girl...good girl.. girl." A voice softly echoed.
Alex, James and Winn walked to where Kara's bed was located and paused at the sight they saw. Kara was dressed up for the event of course, but barefooted. She sat on the middle of her bed cuddling herself and rocking back and forth gently. "Good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl," She sang to herself and smiled sweetly at the window "Good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl."
"Kara?" Alex was worried. She had never seen her sister like this before. "It's Alex, Winn and James."
Kara paused her rocking and slowly turned her head away from the window, slowly liked a processed porcelain doll with an eerie smiled upon her face. "Hello." She said. Her tone was completely different. "Good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl," Kara sang to herself again; she had returned to her rocking and looking out the window.
"Kara?" Alex walked over to her and shook her a bit. "What's the matter with you?"
"I'm fine." Kara said.
"No, you are being weird." Alex said.
Kara bursted into a laugh. A strange and almost psychotic laugh like a mad person in a mental asylum. Her laugh gave chills to her friends and sister.
"What's...funny?" Winn asked.
"That funny, Louise!" Kara laughed.
"Who's Louise?"
"Her!" Kara shouted and pointed to the window.
The trio looked and saw nothing but Kara's own reflection mimicking her actions.
"Oh Louise!" Kara laughed like a mad woman again.
"She's been like this almost all day you said?" Alex asked.
"Yeah. And food cravings...and looks like she didn't spot." Winn pointed to a pile of pizza boxes stacked neatly, clearly empty, on a nearby table. He then saw Kara picking up a cookie from next to her and holding it out to the mirror.
"Louise, want cookie?" She asked. After a few pauses of silence Kara laughed like a mad woman once more. "OKAY!" She giggled and shoved the cookie in her mouth.
"Kara, can I take you somewhere?" Alex questioned.
"No no, Louise needs me." Kara giggled, not looking at Alex.
"Kara, it's important we go." Alex insisted. "You and Louise can hang out later."
"But I wanna play!" Kara screamed like a child. "I wanna play! I wanna play with Louise!"
"You can play with her later. We need to go somewhere."
"NO!" Kara shouted.
"Kara, come with us please?" James insisted.
"No!"
"Please?" Winn asked.
"NO!" Kara yelled. Covering her ears she rocked back and forth again. "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I NO WANNA PLAY WITH YOU, GEORGIE!"
"Who in the hell is Georgie?" Alex asked.
"Georgie a mean boy!" Kara cried. "He a mean boy! Louise tell me no play with him, but he make me go play with him now or else Louise no get food and she need food! Louise need cookies!"
Alex turned to the boys and asked in a soft voice. "Can you stall her presents at the event?"
"Maybe for a hour max." James answered.
"Good." Alex said. She turned to Kara and spoke gently. "Kara?" She shook the rocking back and forth girl who was muttering 'Good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl' over and over again. Kara stopped and turned to Alex. "If Winn and James play with Georgie, will he leave Louise alone?"
"Y-yeah." Kara stuttered.
"Okay. How about we let Winn and James play with Goergie and we go get...cookies for Louise?"
"Sure!" Kara shouted. Then she frowned and covered her ears. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME! STOP LAUGHING AT ME GEORGIE!"
"Yeah, Georgie, stop laughing." Winn played along.
Kara began sobbing. "STOP IT! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! STOP LAUGHING AT ALEX AND WINN AND JAMES! STOP IT!"
An hour passed and at the banquet event, James and Winn were waiting for Kara to show up. Cat was coming up on their suspicious excuses as to why Kara was coming late. Just as Cat seemed to be walking over for another excuse, their blonde friend came running inside.
"Ah, Kira, you made it." Cat said.
"Sorry, Ms. Grant. I was at the doctors."
"For what?"
"That compulsive eating." Kara said. "Sort of a weird thing that just happened. It won't happen again, I promise."
"Good." Cat said and walked away.
After she was gone, Kara turned to the guys. "Thanks for covering."
"No problem, but what the hell happened?" James asked.
"I fought a couple of aliens last night and they were carrying these silver rocks. Some of it hit me in the neck and dug inside." Kara began. "It was silver kryptonite."
"Silver kryptonite?" Winn repeated.
"You better believe it. The DEO did a study on it after they took it out of me and I rested. It causes extreme hunger cravings and hallucinations." Kara explained some more. "Last thing I can recall is cleaning the Supergirl base."
"You don't...remember Louise or Georgie?" James snickered.
"Who and who?" Kara asked.
"Kara?"
"Yeah Winn?"
Snickering, Winn said, "You're a good girl."
James and Winn lost it after the latter repeated the blonde's words.
Kara stood there dumbfounded. "I am a good girl!" She declared.
I know silver kryptonite was a hoax at first, but it was later used for a Superman and Batman story, so I took the idea from that.
Also for anyone reading Attitudes I am no longer working on that story, as of now, but I do want to get back to it one day. When I can give it it's full attention.
Thanks for reading!
