The ongoing Disclaimer that I will only say once: NOT- MINE! Got the idea from glitterfall's "Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank" and "Dear People of Fanfiction," who, by the way, gave me permission to do my own spin off. No, I don't have J.K Rowling's permission directly to twist these stories... but who does? XD We all do it anyway. :D

Read, laugh, snort, cough, smile, do whatever. Just review and enjoy! And you are more then welcome to submit your own throughout the story. ^^ Thanks for the read in!


Dear Harry Potter,

Why Ginny? I mean, seriously? Not only is she your backstabbing friend's sister, but she looks like your mother! Have an Oedipus Complex? Then again, with everything else in your life, that wouldn't be such a huge surprise...

No, seriously- it's gross! Either pick some other female or admit that you're a closet case.

Sincerely,

The Readers and Writers of Fanfiction