Ok, so this is my second story on here. Please R&R! Also if you want me to do any other Naruto themed stories just put it in a review! I don't care what you want in the story just something!

Chapter one: Voices

The tired blond yawned as he took off his shirt to reveal a mouth sewn shut on his chest with writing around it. "Well, kohai, I'm going to bed. We've got to get up early tomorrow to keep moving for the mission, hm." Deidara murmured as he lay down next to the fire that Tobi, the raven haired one-eyed older male with an orange swirl mask on face had made.

"Ok, sempai, I'll keep first watch. I'll wake you when it's your turn." Tobi muttered as he sat down near the fire at a far enough distance away that the fire wouldn't lure him to sleep.

After a while Tobi heard some voices, a male and a female, coming from near the fire. He grew suspicious of the fire and investigated all around the fire. Finding nobody on the ground he climbed into a tree and looked around up there. But then he heard the voices again, definitely near the fire on the ground. Yet nobody was there, could he be mistaken?

"Yes…" A female voice said.

"So, it's a plan?" A male voice questioned.

"Yes, tomorrow night!" The female voice said excitedly.

"Who's there?" Tobi called out cautiously. He dropped down onto the ground from the tree. The voices stopped abruptly as if they had only just heard him. "Hello?" Tobi stammered in a frightened tone.

"I don't want to wait now!" The male voice suddenly bellowed.

"We have to! It won't work right now!" The female voice growled at the male voice.

"Who the hell is fucking there?" Tobi shouted. The voices continued to banter back and forth. When after ten minutes he got no answer Tobi concluded it could only be one thing…ghosts! "Shit! I have to wake Deidara-sempai and warn him, he's going to be so mad at me for waking him up!" Tobi thought. Tobi walked over to Deidara as he did the voices got closer and closer to him. Tobi froze in fear; this could be the voices of vengeful Uchihas coming after him!

"How about we do it now?" The male voice asked.

"Fine," The female voice replied. "On my count of three! Ok…one…two…THREE!" Shouted the female voice.

All of a sudden Deidara's arms were in the air moving around rapidly as if looking for something.

"Oh good, Deidara-sempai is awake! I'll just go warn him now." As Tobi began walking over to Deidara, both of Deidara's arms pointed towards him and he began to be dragged on the ground by some unseen force towards Tobi. "Oh God! No! Sempai! Wake up! Your arms are the ghosts! They're going to kill me! Or eat me! Or something!" Tobi shouted all this and proceeded to scream while backing away frightened.

Deidara's head jerked up and his arms fell limp, "Tobi! Shut up!" Deidara hollered. Pushing himself up from the ground and brushing off most of the dirt from his front he stood up. "Tobi, what in the world is wrong with you? Screaming like that while I'm sleeping? Wait a sec…did you drag me around in the dirt? Well, Tobi, did you?" Deidara demanded an answer.

"No, your arms did! The mouths on your hands talk when you're asleep! I'm so glad you woke up! One of them has a woman's voice, the other a man's voice!" Tobi said all this in a rush because he was still frightened.

"Oh…I forgot my hands are murderers…" Deidara said sarcastically. "My hands may talk but they can't make plans or move me around." Deidara continued as he walked back over to his place next to the fire. He lay back down, pulled his cloak over himself, and fell back asleep. Almost immediately afterwards the voices started again.

"Now he knows about us!" the female voice began.

"So, it sounded absolutely insane, he wasn't believed! Let's get him now!" the male voice replied enthusiastically.

Tobi climbed into a tree and sat on a low branch where Deidara's hands could not get him. He watched as Deidara's arms rose again, began swinging around blindly looking for him until they finally caught hold of where Tobi was and pointed in his direction. His heart skipped a beat and he yelped in alarm.

"How do we get up the tree?" the male voice asked when they had reached the tree.

"Same way we move around!" the female voice retorted sharply.

"Shit!" Tobi exclaimed. He knew this wouldn't end well no matter how it ended, either he or Deidara-sama would die and both ways the mission would be a failular. But maybe he could escape with his life and Deidara's life intact, if he could just run away. He climbed to a higher branch as Deidara began to crawl up the tree looking like a slug. He couldn't use his signature move on this opponent as they didn't have eyes.

The arms were getting closer to Tobi, they had reached the first branch at which point they got Deidara's legs to work also. It was wobbly at first but then Deidara lept at Tobi.

"Holy crap!" Tobi cursed as he jumped to a different tree, he refused to harm his Deidara-sempai. Suddenly Deidara was on the same branch as Tobi and was getting closer. Tobi backed away from the advancing blonde and fell off the tree tumbling head over heels like a kite towards the ground. When Tobi finally landed he hit his head on a tree root and fell unconscious.

"Yes, now we've got him!" the male voice cackled triumphantly. The figure of Deidara stooped over Tobi's motionless form. The female voiced hand covered Tobi's neck, with the eerie sound of teeth breaking skin, and then pulled away ripping out his throat causing blood to spill over. The male voiced hand went to Tobi's soon to be pulse less exposed arm and with a crunch left a mouth sized hole. The hands began eating defenseless Tobi in frenzy.

The next morning Deidara found himself draped over the lifeless, bloody body of Tobi. "OH! MY! GOD!" he gasped slowly. "He was right! Oh god!" He had stood up and backed away but now he fell to his knees crying. "Kohai! I'm so sorry for not believing you!" He screamed in anguish. Looking down at his bloodied body and hands he threw his arms up to the sky in frustration and pain; not knowing how or why this had happened.

"He was good," a female voice commented.

"Very good!" an enthusiastic male voice agreed.