I'm dead... Holy shit I'm dead!... ABOUT FUCKING TIME! Seriously, I really didn't like my life that much, nor did I like where it was going. My school grades were low, I don't know or like most of everyone in my grade, except for a few people who I was ok with, some of my older siblings were assholes to me when I was younger but now, meh, and that's basically it.

I'm sorry, you may be confused here so allow me to elaborate, I got rammed by a car that almost hit my baby half-sister, and unfortunately the hit was fatal. Meaning I died a minute after the hit, which was enough time to say bye to my mom, my baby half-brother and sister, my friend who was hanging out with us, and all of them were crying which not help how bad this sucked. Then I blacked out and here I am... in the middle of space... I'm gonna quote Ben from Renegades React on this, "This is not how physics works!", I shouted in the vastness of space. Just as I said that a bright light flashed behind me, I looked back and then instantly regretted it because OH MY GOD THE LIGHT WAS SO FUCKING BRIGHT, HOLY SHIIIEEEET!... for anyone who got that abridged I tip my hat to ya!

When the light faded, I saw a man with long hair brown hair, a beard, and wearing white robes... Michah when the fuck did you get here? He smiled brightly and said, "Hello Daniel."

...Well he knows my name, confirming my suspicions. I'll give you a hint: All the sins that the Human Race has ever commited or ever will commit vs. One Holy Boi.

"Um, hi?", I said

"You are confused on why you're literally in the middle of nowhere, correct?"

"Yep."

"Allow me to explain. To put it bluntly, you are not allowed to enter the afterlife.", I just looked at him extremely perplexed, "Wait, excuse me?"

"Given your actions in life, you are a... complicated one. While you are a kindred soul, you act like you are mentally unstable.", he said with a frown.

"Ehhhehe... yep, that's fair.", I said while scratching the back of my head. "So wait," I said, "What's going to happen to me then? Will I be resurrected then?", I said a little hopefully. He looked at me with a saddened expression, "I'm sorry, but your soul has been severed from this mortal plain. You can never return to this life."

"Oh...", I said as I looked down. I may have said that I didn't like my life that much, but there were some good things in it anyway. Like for example, my family. After hearing that I can never go back to them, and hearing that I can't go to Heaven or Hell (extremely relived by that last one) means I can never see any of them ever again, even when they die. Tears threatened to fall from my eyes until I heard Christ speak again, "What will happen however," I looked up at him as he continued, "Your soul will be connected to another version of the universe, ever heard of the "Multiverse Theory" Daniel?"

I looked at him with now widened eyes, "Shut, up.", I said still shocked. He smirked and said, "Indeed. This universe isn't the only one that exists. There are other countless realities, each of them unique, some with small differences, others with massive ones, and the rest in between. And you will be reborn in one of them."

Well this sure was a lot to take in. After a minute of processing this I said, "Wait, so will I literally be reborn as an infant or something else entirely.", he then smiled brightly again and said, "And this is where the fun part is explained.", now this peaked my interest.

"There are many evils in all of creation, and some that the Lord may not be able to deal with."

"Wait, I though the guy was omnipresent.", I said a bit confused.

"He is, but he only omnipresent in this universe and Heaven. There are others like him."

"Ohhhhh... WAIT WHAT?!", I shouted. "There are others like him?! What the Hell's that supposed to mean?!"

"It means that God is not the only omnipotent beings like him. He is part of a race known as "Primordials"."

"Like in Greek Mythology?"

"Something like that, but it's more... vast, than that."

"Each Primordial, has a specific trait, such as darkness, time, order, evil, and etcetera. God, is the Primordial of Peace and Life. One of the most powerful Primordials."

This... was also a lot to take in. To think there may be massive amount of beings that are just like the Christian God, that's just incomprehensible. "Why are you even telling me this?"

"Because you, Daniel, are chosen to become a Primordial.",... This just keeps getting better and better...

I felt myself stepping back, "W-what the-... w-words... cannot use them.", I said trying (and failing) to comprehend what I've just heard. "Please calm yourself Daniel.", Christ said.

"Calm myself?! How in the Nine Circles of Hell can I calm myself after hearing that?! First I die, then I meet you. You tell me that I can't see my family again because my soul is severed from this universe. There are apparently infinite universes, along with the fact that there are many other beings that are just like God! And to put the cherry on the ice cream, I've been chosen to become one of them! How the Hell does that even work?!"

"I cannot tell you how it will work, all that I can say is that you will be reborn into another reality and when you've completed your life there, you will be transported to another one until the Primordial think you're ready.", Huh, kinda sounds like that one fanfic by BraxkenArrow...

"Alright," I said as I sighed, "When do we start.", he smiled and said, "Right now.", I was then surrounded in a bright light. "Good luck Daniel, and my God be with you."

And with that, everything went black.