This was random. OH SO RANDOM! !GASP! Major crackfic, so don't tell me it was stupid XD
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"Honestly Ino, me and Sasuke-kun are just friends!"
"Then why are you here at 2:00 a.m. on Christmas morning getting him a present?"
"Uh…. I said we're friends right?"
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"Naruto, why are following me around?"
"It's because I want to make sure you get a good present for Sakura-chan!"
"What makes you think I'm shopping for Sakura?"
"Teme, she's the only the one you would shop for."
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"Sakura, is there a reason that you're getting Sasuke a present, when you only gave me money!"
"Eh, well, uh, Sasuke-kun already has money so I decided to get him a present…"
"WHY DON'T YOU LET HIM GET HIS OWN PRESENT SO WE CAN GO HOME AND ACTUALLY GO TO SLEEP!"
"Pig, stop shouting! People are starting to look at you weird."
"I THOUGHT WE AGGREED NOT TO USE THOSE NICKNAMES ANYMORE FOREHEAD!"
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"I'm going to kill you baka."
"Teme, you say that all the time. If you were going to, you would have already done it. Besides, Sakura-chan would be mad, and you wouldn't want to make Sakura-chan mad, would you?"
BAM!
"Shit Teme! This is my good shirt too! Give me a bloody nose when I have on one as ugly as yours!"
BAM!
"…Asshole."
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"Sakura, what is that!"
"Eh? It's a stuff animal."
"Why… WHY IS IT BIGGER THAN YOU!"
"Because this is the only panda one that they have."
"Forehead, you seriously scare me, you know that? That thing looks like it swallowed some elementary kids for breakfast and is going to eat you for dinner."
"PIG! DON'T INSULT PANDA-CHAN!"
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"Teme… Do you mind if I ask what the hell that is?"
"Hn. It's a stuff animal."
"Eh? It looks like a creature from a horror story."
SMACK!
"Dobe. It's a rabbit."
"WHY IS IT PINK!"
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"Finally we can go home…"
"Why are you such a pain in the ass tonight pig?"
"Why! Because it's not only not night, but you bought that thing for Sasuke-kun, and it's like pulling teeth to get you to admit that you like him!"
"FINE! I LIKE SASUKE-KUN! Happy now Pig!"
"Uhh, speaking of Sasuke-kun…"
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"Sakura?"
"Ehh-! S-Sasuke-kun!"
"See! I told you Forehead that I have you confess to Sasuke-kun before Christmas!"
"Umm, Ino-chan, I think we should leave Sakura-chan and Sasuke-kun alone…"
"Ah! See you Sasuke-kun, Forehead!"
"…"
"Uhh... What are you doing here Sasuke-kun?"
"Getting you a Christmas present."
"Ah….."
"What about you?"
"Uh, getting you a present."
"…"
"…"
"…What you said, was that true?"
"Uhhh, yeah."
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"Move over Naruto! I can't see Sakura!"
"Ino-chan, your blocking my view!"
"…"
"Hey, Ino-chan, uh, would you possibly go on a date with me next week?"
"Only if it's no to ramen."
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"Well, I was planning to tell you this somewhere other than a supermarket, but I like you too."
"EH! Really Sasuke-kun! But-!"
"…"
"S-S-Sasuke-kun…"
"You taste like peppermint Sakura."
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FIN
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Epilouge
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"Um, Sasuke-kun, what is that?"
"It's a rabbit."
"…CAN BUNNY-CHAN AND PANDA-CHAN HAVE BABIES!"
"…"
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