The Cutie and the Noishe
Once upon a time there lived a wealthy merchant named Kratos who lived with his wife Anna in his mansion in Meltokio. But his wife died one day, and he was old, he could no longer remarry. He had three daughters and three sons. The sons were called Regal, Genis and Botta, but they're secondary in this fic and won't really matter. The daughters were all very… special? Yes, special, that's the best word… The two oldest ones, called Pronyma and Yggdrasil, were vain and arrogant and always did all they could do to be the center of all the attention and harm their younger sister. The youngest was very cute and everyone called her 'cutie'. Her name was Colette. While her sisters would do all they could to disgrace her and be the center of all the attention, Colette would always be calm, smile, be polite, endure, and, when she didn't, she would spend her time reading.
Yggdrasil: You… gave… me… the… role… of… a… girl?!?!
FC: Yes, I know that.
Pronyma: Does that mean I will stay by my lord's side?
FC: Yes it does.
Yggdrasil: Why a woman?
FC: because I wanted it to be like that, anyway, it avoided me to change your looks.
Yggdrasil: You do know I can cast judgment on you?
FC: And I have a much more powerful spell. It's called "super author only privilege character instant deletion". Anything more to say?
Yggdrasil: I'll get you for this one day, I swear I will.
Back to the story.
He was smart merchant and sent his three sons away to study and raised his three daughters with all his love. But one day, out of the blue, some stupid idiot sent a Derrik-Kharlam wrath on the bank in which all his gald, his stock market actions, his jewelry etc. And therefore became poor, and they had to move out to the countryside in the puny Iselia village.
FC: Ok… what happened?
Remiel: I pressed this red button
Kratos, Yggdrasil and Yuan: For god's sake! We told you! NEVER PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!!
Yggdrasil: Now, because of you, not only am I a girl, but I'm also poor!
Now they actually needed to work to live. But the two older sisters, who were vain and arrogant and despised their younger sister for being cuter, would just walk around talking about the white and grey, gold and silver clothes they used to wear. But Colette was a kind girl and, even though her father pleaded her to stop before the whole cottage was torn down because of her falling all the time, she helped out. The older sisters were cruel with her and gave her hard work to do, without thinking of the terrible consequences.
One day, Kratos received the news that a ship with merchandise had arrived, and so he went to the port, but before doing so, he asked his daughters. "What do you want?" Yggdrasil, the oldest one answered "A project angelus exsphere", Pronyma, the second one said "A Cruxis crystal". Seeing as Colette was pure and didn't really want anything, just for the pleasure of it, she answered "A red rose". And so, the merchant went off on his journey to check out the ship.
FC: Whew, the first chapter is over and I won't hold a staff meeting since there is only about half the staff present at this moment
Yggdrasil: We still haven't settled my complaint. It was that –
FC: Mute button. I just love this new remote control
