A/N: Um... that's just some really STUPID drabble I wrote like in 5 seconds... just because my brain is officialy dead because of all that studying... I needed some fluffy stupidity or my head could explode from that scientific angst I'm doing right now... Hm.

Anyway, enjoy=))


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Dib sighed.

Dib scratched the back of his head.

Dib stared at Zim sitting at the most distant table at the skool cafeteria, poking his dinner with a dirty spoon.

Dib sighed again, heavier this time.

At last, he decided to come closer.

He approached Zim and silently slid to his side. He sat at the table and stared at the alien again.

Zim at last noticed the strange gaze of the human boy and turned to him.

- What?

- Zim….

- WHAT?

- Zim, I want to…

- WHAT do you want, stinking sack of filth? – yelled Zim, pointing his spoon at Dib. Dib sighed.

- I want to tell you that… that I like you… - he managed to bubble out, turning away to hide his shameful blush. Zim shrugged.

- Oh, well, of course you do, I'm such a superior being. Now leave me alone. Don't you see I'm stuffing my ABSOLUTELY NORMAL human stomach with this dirt? - He turned away from Dib and continued to poke something on his tray. Dib gave out the heaviest sigh he could make.

- You know I've never kissed anyone before… it's the way humans show affection… and… oh, could you PLEASE STOP THAT ANNOYING POKING AND LET ME FINISH? – Human's patience didn't last long as he yelled at Zim as well, who was about to crash his spoon on that cafeteria 'something'. The alien stopped, but didn't even turn to the boy. Instead, he picked a piece of the grayish food that seemed to fall apart from violent poking and gave it a suspicious look. Dib cleared his throat. Blush that was almost gone had again crept on his face.

- And, like I said, I've never kissed anyone before… it's a very important part of every human's life, Zim, and I wanted…

- It's the mouth-jamming thing? – asked the Invader, still examining the food.

- Well, you can call it that, but it's a very romantic and important gesture of…

Dib didn't have time to finish. He was interrupted by an angry grunt as Zim slammed the spoon on the table. He also didn't have time to react when Zim grabbed him by the collar and jammed their mouths together roughly. He moved his (nonexistent) lips against Dib's, tilted his head to the side in a better position. Dib even felt Zim's long curly tongue past his teeth, his mouth immediately filling with the strange taste of alien saliva.

Invader ended the kiss just as abruptly as he started it, wept his mouth and turned to his tray again. Dib was stunned. He couldn't even sigh properly.

- NOW will you AT LAST LEAVE ME ALONE? You really annoy me with your human… STUFF, - Zim grunted again, grabbing the spoon and continuing to exam the food. Dib touched his lips. He stood from the table like a zombie.

- Human and their f-f-filthy STUFF, - murmured Zim. Dib heard him poking again. The aftertaste in his mouth was strange.

That was definitely not how he imagined his first kiss.

Dib at last gave out another sigh.