Disclaimer: I don't own Mirror Mask or any of it's characters. They are all the intellectual property of the Jim Henson company. I'm only playing with them, I make no profit from them, and I'll give them right back when I'm done.

Valentine's Day

"Listen, Miss..."

"Helena."

She had led him to a trailer. The walls were covered with pictures.

"Helena, right, o'course. Listen, I'm flattered..."

She had pulled off her shirt and bra.

"...I'm really flattered, and I'm all for a quick tumble in bed, especially with such a beautiful lady as y'rself..."

She was tugging at his pants.

"...but I should say... isn't this a bit... sudden?"

"No time like the present. Now, shut up, put this mask on, and get on top of me."

"...well, alright. Y'know, a man could get used to this..."