DARK LINK :What the hell is with this story?
SARAH : Well I wanted to put my two favorite szzelda characters in a story together, is that so wrong?
LINK :I don't believe so, Dark and i do not get to spend as much time together as we should.
DARK LINK : Yeah and when we do i'm usually being forced to kill him by some psyhco.
SARAH : See its a good idea, and its not NEARLY as stupid as some of the Yugioh stories i've been writing.
DARK LINK : True dat.
LINK : Speaking of whos that strange girl standing in the corner drooling?
SARAH : Oh thats just Reneey, but don't worry, theres nothing wrong with her. She's just sleeping with her eyes open, Lyn Malik taught her how.
LINK : Does she always do that?
SARAH : Trust me if she did I wouldn't still be here.
START
It all started one warm spring day in Hyrule field, with Link, Dark, and a very confused snake. Even now neither Link nor the snake are quite sure how it happened, but somehow or another Dark managed to start a glareing contest with said snake. Now for any normal person this would most likely be called a stareing contest, but anyone who knew Dark as well as Link did would know that he simply doesn't stare. He would always say that stareing seemed far to juvenile for his own tastes, so he never stares at anything, he only glares. Link sighed heavily watching as his raven haired companion continued to glare at the poor innocent python, wondering if he would ever let the beast go on its merry way.
"Dark," Link said tonelessly, "What are you doing?"
All he got was a muttered reply of, "Stareing contest."
Link raise an eyebrow at him kneeling down next to him to look at the common green Hyrulian snake that Dark had so apptly focused all his attention on. "Why?"
Dark only shrugged, not breaking eye contact with the creature. "Dunno, he started it."
The blonde hero blinked in confusion, "How do you mean?" he asked. "Snakes can't start anything, they're snakes. It's impossible."
Dark snickered, "Link with all the things we've seen can you honestly say that anything is really impossible?"
Again Link blinked, turning over his darker halfs words in his mind. "Yes, when that impossible thing happens to be an angry evil little snake that seemingly slithers up out of nowhere to random strangers and defying all laws of nature challenges you to a stareing contest then i'd have to say that I do believe certain things just aren't possible."
For a moment Dark was silent, and the only sounds reaching the pairs ears were the gentle breeze rustleing through the trees and the snake hissing.
"Shut up." he mumbled mopily causing Link to chuckle.
"Well if you really want to continue stareing down the snake thats fine." grinned the hero cheerfully. "But as for me," he said standing up and brushing the dirt and dust off his tunic, "I'm going to castle town."
With that, Link walked away from the dark haired male and towards Epona, jumping easily and quickly onto her back. "I'll see you later Dark." he called as he rode away receiving no answer.
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Not long after leaving Dark and the snake behind, Link reached the nearly impenitrable fortress of castle town. With its bustling marketplace, mostly cheerful citizens, and the great stone castle of Hyrule standing right in the middle. Link sighed, it was good to come back here every once in a while, he had been speniding a lot of time wandering around lately, just him, Dark Link, and their horses. They hadn't come to castle town for far to long. So rearing in Epona, he dimounted making sure to give her a fond pat on the head (to which she whinied appreciatively) before heading towards the entrace to the great town.
Almost immediately he was hit by familiar sounds of castle town. Not that he minded though, he liked castle town, it was, homey in a strange sort of way. He sighed, closing his eyes and taking it all in, he could hear children laughing as they ran down the streets. Woman gossiping aobut this or that, the grunt of a man as he hefted a heavy bag. The cheerful lighthearted tune's of the minstrals, it was all there, and it was all so close. For a moment he just stood there in the middle of the street, eyes closed, and of cousre recieving all sorts of strange looks.
He probably woudl have continued to do just that if it weren't for the voice that decided to call out to him."BROTHER LINK!!"
Link blinked (LOL link blink) searching around for the source of the voice his eyes finally landing on an open door near a rather cousy looking restraunt. Standing in the doorway waving to him, was none other then a Goran. Link smiled at him walking over to the giant brute and being quickly pulled into a backbreaking hug.
"It's good to see you to." Link laughed after the Goron had released him.
The goron gave a hearty chuckle patting him on the back. "Come inside brother, allow us to catch up."
Link smiled at the offer but shook his head. "Sorry I can't." he said. "I'm waiting for someone."
The goron nodded his large head approvingly, "Of course brother, I wouldn't want you to break a prior commitment!" he gave Link one last hug before rolling back inside.
Link stood there rubbing his soar arms, he loved the gorons and all, but he wished they wouldn't hug him so much. One more hug like that and his arm's would fall off. The hero shrugged it off going to find one of the less used streets of the overly busy town. Most of the roads were occupied by the hustleing bustleing townspeople, but there were a couple that weren't so often tread. And it was on one such street that he sat down on a strangely clean bench to wait for his dark haired companion.
SARAH : Okay i'm thinking of turning this into a shonen ai story, in other words Dark Link on Link boy love. I need some opinions on whether or not I should.
DARK LINK : I definitly think you should. leers at Link Not enough shonen ai stories with us are there Link?
LINK : N-no I suppose not.
SARAH : Oh get a room you two.
DARK LINK : Oh trust me,we will.
LINK : D-dark. blushes
DARK LINK : Yeess?
LINK : Wh-what are you d-doing?
DARK LINK : grins Why don't the two of us go back to your house Link?
SARAH : Oh for the love of-
LINK : Huh?
DARK LINK : rolls eyes Just follow me Link.
SARAH : horny bastards. Well anyway review and tell me what you think mkay?
