Yay! My second fanfiction! ^_^ In the Shaman King section, anyway. I made this parody because I, like all of you(hopefully), HATE THE DUBS! ( So I made this fic. I know lots of other people did this, too, and it's sorta unoriginal, but I can't help myself! I can't sit here and watch every Saturday as 4 Kids Entertainment turns Shaman King into a disaster! WE MUST STOP THEM!
Disclaimer: Hiroyuki Takei-sama owns Shaman King. 4 Kids Entertainment owns nothing but a piece of junk, which is what they turned Shaman King into.
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Attack of the Dubbies: Prolouge
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It was a sunny morning as Yoh etc. woke up in the Asakura/Kyoyama house, in which they were all living-Yoh, Anna, Manta, Ren, Horo Horo, Tamao, Lyserg, and of course(blech!), Ryu.
They were seated in the dining room for breakfast. All of them were chatting and laughing and thought nothing could be better, and nothing in the world was wrong today. But THEY were wronnng. VERY wronnng.
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"Ready?"
"Ready!"
We close up 4 Kids Entertainment as they plot out the creation of the dubbie characters in Shaman King.
4 Kids Guy 1: *looking at pictures of the characters* Look at this guy! Look at that stupid spike on his head! I can't believe we have to keep that thing.
Ruler of 4 Kids: *sigh* We must. Hmm... what is his name? *reads Ren's name* T-T-Ta-ou-a R-Ran. Ta-ou Ran! What a stupid name! LEt's change it to something GOOD.
4 Kids Guy 2: I know! I know! Let's change it to LENNY TA-OU!
Ruler of 4 Kids: I suppose Ta-ou is a good name. Lenny sounds PERFECT. Good idea, Chris! Let's do it!
4 Kids people: YEAH!!!
Chris: *picks up a picture of Yoh* Look at this lazy bum. *reads Yoh's profile* Likes to listen to music, huh? Blues is BORING. What kind of kid listens to blues? Better make it ROCK music.
4 Kids Guy 1: Yeah! Although, Yoh sounds like "Yo!"!!! Isn't that great? Let's keep it that way.
Ruler of 4 Kids: Good idea, Mandy!
4 Kids people: YEAH!!!
Mandy: *picks up picture of Manta* EWWW! LOOK AT THIS FOOTBALL!
Chris: I know! I know! M-ant-o is stupid, but Mortimer sounds good, because M-ant-o looks like a mouse, and mice remind me of the name Mortimer!
Ruler of 4 Kids: GOOD ONE! We enjoy torturing characters and innocent fans, don't we?!
4 Kids people: YEAH!!!
Chris: *picks up picture of Anna* Anna! That sounds like a DECENT name. It says here that she trains Yoh super-hard, and never shows her emotions, but really actually likes him inside!
Mandy: What kind of girl would do THAT? Our Anna should show her feelings easily!
Ruler of 4 Kids: Yes, yes!
-Hours later-
Yoh: How many more push ups, Annaaaa?
Anna: Well, you had 5 more, but since you're whining, I'll give you 50 extra. Don't forget-you and Manta are preparing lunch for all of us, as well.
Yoh: Awww T_T
Manta: Yoh-kun! Yoh-kun!*waving his Manjien in the air*
Yoh: Hai, Manta? ...267... 268...
Manta: I sense something is wrong.... something's not right.
Yoh: I sense it too... Something is wrong. A strange power... but... don't worry... everything will turn out alright... *grin*
Manta: *sigh*
???: I LOVE ROCK MUSIC!!!
Yoh: Nani?!
Manta: AUGHHHH! *points to ??? , spazzes and faints*
???: I wanna be a rock star when I grow up to be the Shaman King! ^______________^
Yoh: Who are you!?
???: I am....
???: YOH!
Yoh: But I'm Yoh!
DubbieYoh: ... Well! I'm DUBBIEYOH! MAUAHHAHAH!
A-mid-a-maru: Yes! He is!
Manta: *wakes up* AUGH! YOH-KUN! LET'S RUN AWAY!
Yoh: O_O Amidamaru!? Anyway... Manta... Where to? I'm not done my push ups, anyway.
DubbieYoh: Yoh! I mean... you! *points to Yoh* I LOVE ROCK MUSIC! MUAHAHAHAH!
DubbieYoh: *picks up Manta* Morty! Are you alright?! I better take you back to my world and heal you up!
Yoh: NANI?!
DubbieYoh: *opens up a portal and jumps in with Manta* MORTYYYYYYY!
Yoh: O_O
Anna: *comes out with Yoh's shaman fight clothes* Yoh. Let's go save Manta.
Yoh: O_O A-Anna? Is that really... you?
Anna: *glare* Or would you like to prepare dinner for me?
Yoh: I-Iie! Let's go! ^-^''''
***
And so, all of Yoh's friends were informed of the news, and of course most of them wanted to come-Horo Horo, Ren, and Lyserg-the others, Tamao and Ryu, would stay behind to take care of the house.
And thus, they brang their spirits. Obviously, they left that very same day.
Little did they know, it wouldn't be easy to find DubbieYoh and Manta in that messed up world of dubbies.
Especially not with 4 Kids watching their every move.
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Haha! How was it??? ^_^ PLease review! Flames are accepted and will be thrown at 4 Kids!
*People from 4 Kids are screaming in the background*
Hope you liked!
Disclaimer: Hiroyuki Takei-sama owns Shaman King. 4 Kids Entertainment owns nothing but a piece of junk, which is what they turned Shaman King into.
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Attack of the Dubbies: Prolouge
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It was a sunny morning as Yoh etc. woke up in the Asakura/Kyoyama house, in which they were all living-Yoh, Anna, Manta, Ren, Horo Horo, Tamao, Lyserg, and of course(blech!), Ryu.
They were seated in the dining room for breakfast. All of them were chatting and laughing and thought nothing could be better, and nothing in the world was wrong today. But THEY were wronnng. VERY wronnng.
***
"Ready?"
"Ready!"
We close up 4 Kids Entertainment as they plot out the creation of the dubbie characters in Shaman King.
4 Kids Guy 1: *looking at pictures of the characters* Look at this guy! Look at that stupid spike on his head! I can't believe we have to keep that thing.
Ruler of 4 Kids: *sigh* We must. Hmm... what is his name? *reads Ren's name* T-T-Ta-ou-a R-Ran. Ta-ou Ran! What a stupid name! LEt's change it to something GOOD.
4 Kids Guy 2: I know! I know! Let's change it to LENNY TA-OU!
Ruler of 4 Kids: I suppose Ta-ou is a good name. Lenny sounds PERFECT. Good idea, Chris! Let's do it!
4 Kids people: YEAH!!!
Chris: *picks up a picture of Yoh* Look at this lazy bum. *reads Yoh's profile* Likes to listen to music, huh? Blues is BORING. What kind of kid listens to blues? Better make it ROCK music.
4 Kids Guy 1: Yeah! Although, Yoh sounds like "Yo!"!!! Isn't that great? Let's keep it that way.
Ruler of 4 Kids: Good idea, Mandy!
4 Kids people: YEAH!!!
Mandy: *picks up picture of Manta* EWWW! LOOK AT THIS FOOTBALL!
Chris: I know! I know! M-ant-o is stupid, but Mortimer sounds good, because M-ant-o looks like a mouse, and mice remind me of the name Mortimer!
Ruler of 4 Kids: GOOD ONE! We enjoy torturing characters and innocent fans, don't we?!
4 Kids people: YEAH!!!
Chris: *picks up picture of Anna* Anna! That sounds like a DECENT name. It says here that she trains Yoh super-hard, and never shows her emotions, but really actually likes him inside!
Mandy: What kind of girl would do THAT? Our Anna should show her feelings easily!
Ruler of 4 Kids: Yes, yes!
-Hours later-
Yoh: How many more push ups, Annaaaa?
Anna: Well, you had 5 more, but since you're whining, I'll give you 50 extra. Don't forget-you and Manta are preparing lunch for all of us, as well.
Yoh: Awww T_T
Manta: Yoh-kun! Yoh-kun!*waving his Manjien in the air*
Yoh: Hai, Manta? ...267... 268...
Manta: I sense something is wrong.... something's not right.
Yoh: I sense it too... Something is wrong. A strange power... but... don't worry... everything will turn out alright... *grin*
Manta: *sigh*
???: I LOVE ROCK MUSIC!!!
Yoh: Nani?!
Manta: AUGHHHH! *points to ??? , spazzes and faints*
???: I wanna be a rock star when I grow up to be the Shaman King! ^______________^
Yoh: Who are you!?
???: I am....
???: YOH!
Yoh: But I'm Yoh!
DubbieYoh: ... Well! I'm DUBBIEYOH! MAUAHHAHAH!
A-mid-a-maru: Yes! He is!
Manta: *wakes up* AUGH! YOH-KUN! LET'S RUN AWAY!
Yoh: O_O Amidamaru!? Anyway... Manta... Where to? I'm not done my push ups, anyway.
DubbieYoh: Yoh! I mean... you! *points to Yoh* I LOVE ROCK MUSIC! MUAHAHAHAH!
DubbieYoh: *picks up Manta* Morty! Are you alright?! I better take you back to my world and heal you up!
Yoh: NANI?!
DubbieYoh: *opens up a portal and jumps in with Manta* MORTYYYYYYY!
Yoh: O_O
Anna: *comes out with Yoh's shaman fight clothes* Yoh. Let's go save Manta.
Yoh: O_O A-Anna? Is that really... you?
Anna: *glare* Or would you like to prepare dinner for me?
Yoh: I-Iie! Let's go! ^-^''''
***
And so, all of Yoh's friends were informed of the news, and of course most of them wanted to come-Horo Horo, Ren, and Lyserg-the others, Tamao and Ryu, would stay behind to take care of the house.
And thus, they brang their spirits. Obviously, they left that very same day.
Little did they know, it wouldn't be easy to find DubbieYoh and Manta in that messed up world of dubbies.
Especially not with 4 Kids watching their every move.
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Haha! How was it??? ^_^ PLease review! Flames are accepted and will be thrown at 4 Kids!
*People from 4 Kids are screaming in the background*
Hope you liked!
