This is my first humor story and my second challenge I'm posting. This the DaniCullen12 challenge. So enjoy and review. Much love my peeps-

A-Man-Da

Emmett try not to touch anything!

My hands clammy, my underarms sweating, my arms and legs filled with goose bumps. It was another movie night with Jacob-and it was the second Friday, that means horror movie night. I had a bright red blanket cover around me-a pillow to block my ears and face from the suspenseful scenes. My arms warped around my legs-it was the part which I knew what was going to happen but either way I would still scream……again. He's hiding behind the bookcase with a knife-move his right there-go back……no! I thought to myself as Jacob's face grew in enlighten. The girl walked closer to the bookcase- no run while you can! The man with a hockey mask jumped out and the girl screamed as she dropped the baseball bat and ran-but before she could the man tipped the bookcase over which landed right smack on her. The movie ended at that point-leaving you to guess what happened. I was happy to have survived another movie night and to be done with the horror films for at least another month. I let out a sighed a relief and Jacob arose from his feet and started to boom with laughter.

"What's-s-so funnnnyyyyy." I said shaking. He just kept laughing and pointing at me. I quickly became self concession and ran into the bathroom to see my hair was sticking straight up and my face full of drool. I must have been scared out of my wits end. I brushed my hair to see Jacob rewinding the last part of the movie. We kept laughing as the man tipped over the bookcase-personally I didn't think it was that funny.

"This is Embry, Embry says hi! This is Embry when a car comes by….SPLAT!" He let out another booming laugh, he was using little hand language as he said that statement.

"Jacob what Does Embry and a car have to do with this movie?" He just kept rewinding the last part of the movie-acting as if he was ignoring me.

"This movie-it is so predictable, just like it would be with Embry and a car!" He laughed again and rewind the movie once more. "I can't imagine how bad the book was-it must have been good enough to make a movie, though."

"Shame Shame, Jacob, never judge a book by its movie!" That caught his attention and he turned off the T.V.

"Oh so what good books have you read that their movies weren't a bust." He questioned-oh he was tempting me, big time!

"Well that's beside the point-I bet you haven't even read the book to this movie." I tagged back and he now knew I accepted his challenge.

"Bella, you know I don't read books-I just like to make fun of the movies." He smiled at his little joke and I crossed my arms.

"You should try, there are some good books out there-" He cut me off-how dare he.

"But some really bad movies!" He laughed again.

"Well I bet you couldn't even read the book to this movie." I should have know Jacob wouldn't back down from a challenge.

"Sure I could!" He responded back. He walked over to the movie case and read the title to the movie. "Shut up and hide? See what did I tell you-the movie already gave away how bad the book will be."

"So are you going to read it or what?" I was in power-and I liked it.

"Oh Bella, the book is probably over 500 pages-"

"You're not chickening out on me are you?"

"Of course not! I'll read it, it might take-"

"A month!" Oh I'm good.

"A month-it took me a month to finish the little engine that could!"

"Oh Jacob you can do it-and why would you read that story." For once Jacob was silent-it was kind of funny to caught Jacob with a bad come back. I glanced at the wall clock realizing it the 5 till 11- Edward was going to pick me up at 10:30! "Jacob can you take me to Edward I was supposed to meet him an half an hour ago." He sighed and grabbed his car keys as we walked out to his rabbit. I hopped inside as he drove off-it was a nice difference to stay under 100 mph. He was going on at how bad this book was going to be and I mostly ignored him.

I was glad to see Edward still there-he was so patient-I just hope he didn't think Jacob kept me.

Jacob opened up my door and walked with me over to where Edward stood. He kissed me and said-in the nicest way we could- goodbye. The gentleman that he was-he open the door for me and drove off back to his house. I told Charlie that I was staying with Alice for one of her sleepover extravaganzas! He bought it and I convinced Edward that I had to go to my movie night.

Edward didn't say to much-he usually didn't like me to open my month after I was with Jacob-he said that my breathe smelt like dog. Even though I swear I didn't kiss him-I guess I still stunk.

Once we reached the house Alice was outside-along with the rest of the Cullen teenagers. Edward did mention that Esme and Carlisle went to Europe for a week to so-call "visit" Emmett, Rosalie, and Jasper.

"Oh, Edward-please don't tell me Alice has any ideas!" He looked a little shocked up as he tried to answer my question as best as possible.

"It is not as bad as some of her other ideas." I bit my lip-tonight was going to be Hell!

Ok so I want reviews!! I will update before the dateline-I'm not sure when it's going to be completed-but all three chapters will be updated!

A-Man-Da