This is a sad, sad tale. Sith lords, happy little penguins...ENJOY! HA HA, WE TRICKED YOU INTO READING A CRAZY FAN FICTION! Still read and review anyway...disclaimer: we were hyper when we wrote this, and uh...we don't own kotor or any star wars stuff. We just go crazy and write about it!

We shall begin with a story of desperate and happy little penguins. They went by the names of Revan and Anakin. You didn't know it but they were star wars fans. So they decided to go into a bar one day.
The first one, Revan, ordered one very tall and yummy pint of beer. Anakin, however is rather whiny and wimpy so he ordered a tall large milk with a side of Oreo cookies. After chugging down these treats they decided to take some remotes and have a juma juice bonanza. Afterwards, they decided to dance on the bar until they passed out from being drunk. In the end, they grew their hate and became the well known sith lords in our favorite and worshipped star wars movies and video games. Do not ask how they went from foolish little penguins to sith lords of the entire universal studios. They ruled the galaxy and sang a song to their GUI-tars.
The End