K.O.

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It was a normal day for Ichigo. He got up beat up his dad and went to school.

"Hey Ichigo." Renji said when while eating pocky.

"You're gonna choke if you eat while walking."

"When did you become my mother?"

"I'm not a girl." Ichigo assured him.

"How about a little proof?" Renji said.

He stared at Ichigo's crotch, put the pocky in his back pocket and put his hands on Ichigo's belt.

"What the hell are you doing?!! What are you, gay?!!"

"No. But I am gay for you. How about me and you tonight at your place?" Renji smirked. "Hell no!!" Ichigo screamed.

"What? You don't want to watch a movie today? It's a scary movie." Renji changed the subject because Ikkaku and Yamichika showed up, and he didn't want them to know.

"What movie?" Ikkaku asked.

"The Grudge. I heard in Japanese it's really scary so I got the originals."

"I already saw all three of them. There's no point." Ichigo said walking faster and making sure he was away from them.

"Can I borrow the movie?" Ikkaku asked.

Renji slapped his forehead. They ruined his perfect time for him to finally get laid. He took the pocky out of his pocket and ate it while staring at Ichigo's ass.

"So yummy." Renji said.

"What flavor? Strawberry?" Ikkaku asked.

"Yup. Ichigo." Renji nodded.

"What are you gay for him?" Ikkaku asked.

Renji winced at his accuracy.

"No. You know cause Ichigo means strawberry so I decided to say it in Japanese."

Renji was telling the truth though. Ichigo means strawberry.

Ichigo continued his walk to school alone. When he got to the gate he saw Keigo.

"Good morning Ichigooooooooooooo!!!!!" Keigo yelled as he saw his best friend.

Ichigo like always kicked him in the face. He continued with his day until the principal called Ichigo to the office because he was dismissed.

"Relatives Ichigo?" the principal asked. When Ichigo walked in the office he saw Grimmjow and Ulqiuorra in the office smiling at him. Ichigo knew that this wasn't good.

"Hi-hi!" Grimmjow said.

"You ready to go?" Ulqiuorra asked.

"Yeah." Ichigo said as he walked out the door with them. "What the hell are you doing here you retards?"

"I'm not a retard you Pumpkin head!" Grimmjow said.

"We were sent by Aizen-sama to get you and kill you." Ulqiuorra said.

"Well I'm not dying just yet!!" Ichigo said.

"Well we're taking you there and he'll kill you himself. Lazy bastard sending me with emo. He should know I hate you!!" Grimmjow said.

He picked up a huge rock and knocked Ichigo out.

Ulqiuorra looked at Grimmjow.

They both said it together, "You just got POWNED!!!"

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"Ichigo! Ichigo!"

"Huh? Where am I?"

"Thank god you're okay!!" Renji sighed.

"Who are you?" Ichigo asked while holding his head. He couldn't remember anything, not even his name.

"Are you kidding me Ichigo?! I'm Renji! Renji Abarai! Your-!" Renji stopped.

This was his perfect opportunity to make Ichigo fall in love with him and believe they're lovers.

"You're my boyfriend!"

"Boyfriend? So I'm gay?" Ichigo asked.

"Yup!" Renji nodded.

"What's my name? I can't remember anything. I feel horrible. Making you worry like this. I'm sorry Renji."

Ichigo hugged Renji. Renji wasn't expecting this.

"It's okay. I'll make you remember." Renji assured him.

Renji let go of Ichigo

"You're Ichigo. Ichigo Kurosaki my boyfriend."

Renji said while pressing their lips together. Ichigo liked that feeling he thought that he could get used to that. Renji pulled back and looked at Ichigo. Ichigo laid back down on the hospital bed thinking if he was lying. Ichigo shrugged. It didn't matter to him all that matter to him was the fact that he had a guy like him who loved him.