DIS: I couldn't help but write this after my fic, 'Loser', so, enjoy!

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Title: Short loser

Genre: Humor

Rating: M for a sexual scene with Honda

Summary: After Yami's encounter with the world about being a loser, they taunt him about his height as well! Pure humor!

Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh, periodo!

Notes/Warnings: Taunting of Yami...Even though I am slowly beginning to like him a bit. So, no offense to those who adore Yami!

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Yami sighed, walking down the street on a Tuesday. Sure, he was a loser, but that didn't mean he couldn't take pride in who he was!

Then, he saw someone walk by with stilts on.

"(oO) Huh?" Yami blinked at the smirk the dude was giving him. He hurried on and went in a store and stared at a rack of pants.

"Shorty!"

"Shorty!"

"You're so frickin' short!"

"Shorrrttyyy! Hehehe."

"(OO)" Yami looked up to see people hovering above him, clinging to ceiling fans. "(;.;) Sniff!" Yami went back to looking at pants when a tall man came up next to him. Yami was about to take a pair of pants and try them on, when he heard, "Short loser!" behind him. He whirled around and saw the tall man laughing his ass off.

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"Look, mommy! It's a short loser!" A kid said, pointing at Yami, who was eating an ice cream cone.

"Now, sweetheart, that's not very nice," Yami perked up, "pointing is rude, no matter how short or how much a loser someone is," and then he started to snuffle.

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"Short loser..." Yami sniffled and then got shoved. "WATCH IT, CAN'T YOU SEEM I'M CRYING?"

"Oh, man, I'm sorry!" The guy said. "Will it help if I call you a short loser too? I mean, so that you can continue crying? I'd hate to make you feel good about yourself."

"(o.o) (;.;) Mean people out there today."

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Yami sat in front of the TV, happy after taking a shower and singing a song of his favorite band, Nsync(sp).

"Attention! This is an emergency report!" The newsreporter said. "Yami Mutou is a short loser! Wow, I mean, we all knew he was a loser, but short too? How unlucky! How disgusting that God made such people! Short losers! And also, Honda Hiroto, has finally gotten laid!" Then they switched to Honda, who was grinning.

"Tell me," a different reporter said, "how did you manage to get laid?"

"Well, I drugged my grandma and persuaded her to get in bed with me and I banged her!"

"There you have it, folks. That is how Honda got laid," the first reporter said. "And don't forget! Yami is a short loser!"

"(;.;) Loser...loser...I'm a short loser!" Yami cried.

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It was morning and when Yami woke and looked at the calendar, he noticed it said it was Tuesday. He beamed, then woke up and went downstairs to watch the news.

"Hey, Yami, they're doing a special report on how much of a short loser you are," Grandpa told him.

Pause, then –

"NOOOO!" Pause. "NOT AGAAAIINN!"

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DIS: Ah, I know, not very funny and not very long, but hell! These kind of fics are meant to be short, lol. Thank you, come again!