Toad's Random Adventure, Chapter 1: The Evil Taco

By Angela :D

Nintendo / mine

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Toad skipped along the path, singing the Smurf theme song. But suddenly, there was a huge crash! Toad whipped his head back behind him, and there was...A GIANT TACO! Dun dun daa! Toad screamed and ran, but the taco grew legs made out of beef and went after him!

Toad rushed into Mario's House! "Ow!" he squealed. "I better use the door." And that he did.

"Sup Toad, my homie," Mario said. "Just chillin', dawg?

"Marioooo!" Toad yelled. "There's an evil taco following me! And I think it hates my singing!"

"Tacos are good..." Luigi dribbled, staring out the window, arms crossed and hat tipped down over his head.

"Woah, what?" Toad blurted out. "Is there a taco outside?"

"Umm... yeah, but-- " Luigi began to say. Toad screamed and ran outside, and which Mario followed.

"Toad, dawg, what's this taco doin' outside my hizzle?" Mario questioned Toad.

"It's STALKING me! Hide me, please!" Toad hid behind Mario. The taco ran up.

"Hey, dude," the taco began in a deep, passive voice. "Have you seen a short guy with a mushroom hat on? I think he dropped his wallet. Umm, if you see him, give him this." The ginormous taco gave Mario a slightly soggy wallet, to which he began fishing through.

Toad looked up. "Hey!" he shouted. "Give me that!" He snatched the wallet out of Mario's gloved hands. "I need it to buy my crac— I mean cheese. Yeah, cheese." He said suspiciously.

"Yo, homeboy, just tryin' to make a livin'." Mario eased up. Toad squinted at him and walked away.

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Note to the readers: I'm not sure how long this'll be... I hoped you liked it. This is my first random story, so it's not too good. And yes, Mario was speaking ebonics. – AKy