Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or LaFawnDuh from Nypolian Dynomite,

but I do own the characters I made up.

Chapter One: Party

" Happy Birthday!"

Everyone in the room jumped out from behind a piece of furniture.

" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Alexis ran back out the front door she just came in.

" Was it something we said?" Ginger, who was part of the crowd that jumped out from behind furniture, turned toward everybody else in the crowded Living Room.

Alex stopped in her tracks, then realizing it was only her friends jumping out from furniture and not a monster, or an alien, or worse….. Hilary Duff.

She turned around and ran back to her Hilary Duff-free house.

Alex turned into the doorway of her home.

" Happy Birthday!"

Everyone did their routine again.

Alex dropped to the ground and covered her head with her hands.

Karie, who was Alex's sister, put a stray blonde hair behind her ear. " Yeah, next time we through something, can it be tomatoes? Cause' this whole party thing isn't working out."

Alex slowly got to her feet. " Sorry, just don't try to surprise me again. At first I thought you were Hilary Duff!"

" So I guess we're skipping the Happy Birthday song." Ginger whispered to herself.

Alex looked around at guests, there was:

Her mom

Her dad

Karie

Ginger

Mrs.Julieo

LaFawnDuh

And Daliaginaminafeefimominalinakin AKA Dee-Dee

" Mrs. Julieo, what are you doing here? I thought you didn't like leaving your cats alone?" Alex pondered.

" Your parents promised me free cake." Mrs. Julieo replied.

" Let's open presents!" Dee-Dee started jumping up and down.

" No, we can't. That's in the next chapter!" Alex answered.

"Oh…ok……..is it the next chapter yet?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No."

" How about……………………………..Now?" Dee-Dee scratched her head.

"NO!"

I did this when I was board. Oh, and I do NOT have anything against Hilary Duff.

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