Stuck

In major traffic,

The man by the name Spiderman

Decides to prop up

His legs on the wheel of his car

And pull out his laptop,

Searching for fanmade stories

About him and finding

Outragous, yet funny

Tales about himself.

As he spends five

Minutes laughing,

He realizes

That traffic

Has finally vanished

As he prepares to

Spend the rest of his day-off

With his loved ones.