THE PILLS
"XELLOSS!!!" Roared the voice of Zelas Metallium, the Great Beastmaster. "Where are my pills?!!" She sobbed. Xelloss nervously pops up in front of this reader, bowing slightly. "Hello, one and all. I'm in a spot of trouble... See, it all happened about a week ago."
A flashback begins, to the annoyance of everyone.
"Alright, Lina. You can go in and see Zelas-sama now, but remember, she is an ancient Mazoku Lord, and deserves all of your respect, attention, poise, and most importantly, you must remain on completely formal terms with here. Am I clear?" "Alright, alright, Xelloss. Just let us in already!" Came the Sorceress's reply. Xelloss pushed open the mighty doors that lead into the throne room on Wolf Pack Island, bowing deeply to his 'mother', who nodded in response, taking a long drag from her cigarette. Lina bowed as deeply as Xelloss, Zelgadis, Gourry, and Amelia following her lead. Suddenly, Xelloss spoke, with a rather perkier tone than normal, straightening from his bow and phasing away, appearing in Zelas-sama's lap "Mama!" "Gaaah!" She cried out, accidentally dropping her cigarette. Lina face faulted, Zel twitching and thinking this was an utter waste of time, and turning to leave. "Mama?" Xelloss asked as innocently as he could, opening his eyes and attempting the puppy dog look which was wasted by his Mazoku eyes. "What do you want this time?" Growled the no-longer-so-calm Zelas, her left eyebrow twitching. "I want you to stop smoking. It's a bad habit, and I found you these pills that should really help! It's called 'The Smoke Away System'!" ((A/N: Yes, I couldn't miss a chance to mock the I-Channel's commercials. ^.^ \\V// )) "And. you. bought me the pills?" She said flatly, snatching the pills from his hands, throwing him off her lap, and her twitch growing more obvious. Lina and crew decided it would be best to leave. Post haste.
End Flashback
"So, basically what happened after that was she tried the pills, but they. erm. got lost..." He smiled nervously. "XELLOSS!!! SHOW YOURSELF AT ONCE YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING [Ranting]!" "Help" Xelloss whispered, hiding behind a large pillar, taking out the pills and winking at the audience, before slipping into darkness.
"XELLOSS!!!" Roared the voice of Zelas Metallium, the Great Beastmaster. "Where are my pills?!!" She sobbed. Xelloss nervously pops up in front of this reader, bowing slightly. "Hello, one and all. I'm in a spot of trouble... See, it all happened about a week ago."
A flashback begins, to the annoyance of everyone.
"Alright, Lina. You can go in and see Zelas-sama now, but remember, she is an ancient Mazoku Lord, and deserves all of your respect, attention, poise, and most importantly, you must remain on completely formal terms with here. Am I clear?" "Alright, alright, Xelloss. Just let us in already!" Came the Sorceress's reply. Xelloss pushed open the mighty doors that lead into the throne room on Wolf Pack Island, bowing deeply to his 'mother', who nodded in response, taking a long drag from her cigarette. Lina bowed as deeply as Xelloss, Zelgadis, Gourry, and Amelia following her lead. Suddenly, Xelloss spoke, with a rather perkier tone than normal, straightening from his bow and phasing away, appearing in Zelas-sama's lap "Mama!" "Gaaah!" She cried out, accidentally dropping her cigarette. Lina face faulted, Zel twitching and thinking this was an utter waste of time, and turning to leave. "Mama?" Xelloss asked as innocently as he could, opening his eyes and attempting the puppy dog look which was wasted by his Mazoku eyes. "What do you want this time?" Growled the no-longer-so-calm Zelas, her left eyebrow twitching. "I want you to stop smoking. It's a bad habit, and I found you these pills that should really help! It's called 'The Smoke Away System'!" ((A/N: Yes, I couldn't miss a chance to mock the I-Channel's commercials. ^.^ \\V// )) "And. you. bought me the pills?" She said flatly, snatching the pills from his hands, throwing him off her lap, and her twitch growing more obvious. Lina and crew decided it would be best to leave. Post haste.
End Flashback
"So, basically what happened after that was she tried the pills, but they. erm. got lost..." He smiled nervously. "XELLOSS!!! SHOW YOURSELF AT ONCE YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING [Ranting]!" "Help" Xelloss whispered, hiding behind a large pillar, taking out the pills and winking at the audience, before slipping into darkness.
