Disclaimer: story owned by michiko but was so funny I needed to post it.
Let's get started! -crowd cheers in background- anywayyyy... once upon a time... in a land... far, far, far, far, far, farrr, like really far, like super far, like universes far, far, far awayyy... there lived a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, well you get the idea... where was I? Oh yeah! There lived a really, really, really, really, really, really, (x101021080893746584365863559836438659365365) girly princess, and every boy in the land was in love with her. Her name was asdfg!! Mizu and Michiko did not like asdfg!! So Mizu and Michiko made a plan. They put black paint into a bucket and hung it over a door. So when asdfg!! walked through the door, the paint would fall on her. But...sadly... Mizu's little brother, Naruto, was being a supremely stupid that day and walked through the door... spilling the black paint on his head. Naruto got hit on the head by Michiko... Mizu came up with another plan... but that also failed... because Naruto interfered again... Michiko beat up Naruto badly... So Mizu decided to push asdfg!! into a pond full of ugly fish. Asdfg!! fell in and cried like a girl... then again... she is a girl. Michiko got bored, so she pushed Naruto into the pond, too!
The moral of the story is... when Michiko gets bored, she spams Mizu's myspace.
PEE-ASS:
No super crazy stupid princesses were harmed during the making of this story... but I can't say anything about Naruto and his injuries...
-looks at Naruto-
-Naruto is badly bruised with a black eye and broken bones-
He'll be fine... ( Angel halo on head)
Enjoy your day!!
