Bushy and Bunny's Bucket List

(Catchy, I know)

(Shut up Bushy, nobody loves you)

(D: the camera does)

(The camera only loves you because you sneak it candy)

(WHY ARE YOU SO OFF TOPIC SHADDUP)

(*sniff*)

ALRIGHT SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU

-Famous Quote By NinjaWithImagination

(DUH BUSHY MY GAWD WHERE IS YOUR MIND TODAY)

(Not in teh gutter like yours...)

STORY SHUT UP

LOTR, SHERLOCK, AND THE HOBBIT ALL IN ONE!

1. Touch Legolas' hair

Bushy: SERIOUSLY LOOK AT IT SO SOFT LOOKING AND SHIINNYYY *eye twitch* the precious...

Bunny: AND IT'S ATTACHED TO LEGOLAS o-o

2. Have Aragorn and Boromir give us piggyback rides

Bushy: If we can touch Legoboy's hair, we can have piggyback rides

Bunny: UP CARADHRAS! THE SNOWY MOUNTAIN! I CALL ARAGORN!

3. FLIP IN FRONT OF ALL OF THE FELLOWSHIP!

Bushy: Flipping is basically going crazy.

Bunny: Eheheh :3

4. HAVE A SNOWBALL FIGHT WITH THE HOBBITS

Bushy: Look, Bunny, they'd be shorter than you... maybe...

Bunny: I WILL RIP YOUR INNARDS OUT AND EAT THEM FOR SECOND BREAKFAST!

5. Ask Frodo if he got The Ring at Jareds.

Bushy: AND THEN WHO HE'S MARRYING! ^^

Bunny: o=o I WANNA BE A BRIDESMAID

6. GET BUNNY IN ONE OF THE ELVEN DRESSES!

Bushy: AND THEN TAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF PICTURES! O+O

Bunny: AND THEN DIE *gets out crossbow*

7. MAKE LOTR VERSIONS OF SONGS!

Bushy: For example: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.. TO DEFEAT... THE ORCS (heh Ninja reference)

Bunny: Or... well, the entire 'I Will Survive' song by Gloria Gaynor for Frodo about the Ring... o=o OR GOLLUM ABOUT THE RING SQUEE

8. TEACH EOWYN HOW TO COOK

Bushy: Poor Aragorn had to taste her poor cooking...

Bunny: Who'd teach her? You can't cook anything and I need butter for everything I make...

Bushy: IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS

9. KILL MORE ORCS AND URUK HAI THAN LEGOLAS OR GIMLI!

Bushy: WE'D DO THAT EASILY!

Bunny: YOU SHOULD SEE MAH SKILLZ WITH A FRYING PAN! SHA POWW

10. MAKE WIFI WORK ON MIDDLE EARTH!

Bushy: YEEESSS

Bunny: AND THEN TAKE SELFIES WITH THE HOBBITS

SHERLOCK TIME!

11. TOUCH SHERLOCK'S HAIR!

Bushy: *dreamy* currlllllllyyyy and sooofftt and currlllyy

Bunny: DON'T CUT YOUR HAND ON HIS CHEEKBONES THOUGH

12. FLIP IN FRONT OF SHERLOCK AND JAWN!

Bushy: Bunny, it's not JAWN it's JOHN!

Bunny: I DO WHAT I WANT *REFERENCE SQUEE*

13. CONFUSE SHERLOCK HOLMES!

Bushy: O+O Is it possible?

Bunny: WITH ME IT IS! *dramatically sticks price-tag sticker on my forehead*

14. COMPLETELY POWN ANDERSON AND DONOVAN (especially Donovan)

Bushy: Anderson wasn't all too bad in the end except for his rattiness

Bunny: Meh, still no likey *sulks*

15. STEAL MYCROFT'S UMBRELLA

Bushy: AND THEN RUN AWAY LAUGHING

Bunny: And bedazzle it :3 and have the words 'THE UMBRELLA OF THE GOVERNMENT' on it! :D

15. MAKE MS HUDSON AN APRON THAT SAYS 'NOT A HOUSEKEEPER!'

Bushy: BEDAZZLE IT!

Bunny: NO ME BEDAZZLE! *waves bedazzled sword at*

16. BOOP MORIARTY ON THE NOSE!

Bushy: And then die?

Bunny: NO THEN BEDAZZLE HIS WESTWOOD SUIT! :D

17. MAKE A LESTRADE DOLL THAT SAYS 'NOT MY DIVISION' REPEATEDLY AND GIVE HIM IT

Bush: Let me guess...

Bunny: THEN BEDAZZLE IT!

18. COVER SHERLOCK'S WALLS WITH POSTERS OF IRENE ADLER

BushY: *snorts* he'd love that.

BunnY: EHEHEHEH BEDAZZLED POSTERS *is smacked on the head by Bush* D:

19: MAKE ONE OF THE DOORS IN 221B A TARDIS

Bush: Wait a literal TARDIS?

Bunn: Yes. A literal, BEDAZZLED TARDIS

Bush: SHUT UP

20: PRETEND TO BE A DEAD BODY AND SCARE MOLLY!

Bushy: Heh... and then have her call Sherlock to come look at said 'body'

Bunny: AND BEDAZZLE *fights off Bush* BEDAZZLE THE MORGUE!

LESS BEDAZZLING

NEVER!

Ugh... BACK TO MIDDLE EARTH!

21. HAVE KILI AND FILI GIVE PIGGYBACK RIDES TO US!

Bushy: I CALL FILI Kili would probably run you into a river...

Bunny: EXACTLY! :D

22. Ask Smaug if he needs a nicotine patch

Bushy: Yeah honestly, Jawn was on such a loong holiday and changed his name and EVERYTHING!

Bunny: Amnesia.

23. Ask Gandalf about the Black Wizard and if there is none, scream about ME racism

Bushy: MAYBE SAURON WAS THE BLACK WIZARD

Bunny: OR MAYBE MIDDLE EARTH IS JUST A RACIST PLACE AOHGAODKGh EVERYONE'S WHITE

24. STEAL BOFUR'S HAT!

Bushy: Don't say it Bun...

Bunny: AND THEN BEDAZZLE IT!

25. ANNOY THORIN SO HE STARTS PULLING HIS BEARD/HAIR OUT

Bushy: I doubt that'll take long to happen

Bunny: *gets out bedazzling weapon*)

26. STILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE WIFI WORK!

Bushy: *nods*

Bunny: AND THEN WE CAN UPLOAD PICTURES OF TEH DWAARRVVESS

27. REMAKE A MOVIE TO MIDDLE EARTH STANDARDS!

BushY: What?

BunnY: You know, How To Train Your Warg for example :3

28. INTERROGATE ALL THE DWARVES IN CASE THEY'RE WOMEN IN DISGUISE

Bushy: I bet Thorin's a woman

Bunny: O+O IT WAS JUST THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!

29. PURPOSELY MESS UP EVERYONE'S NAMES!

Bushy: heheheheh)

Bunny: EHHEHEHEHEH

30. Ask Bilbo where Moriarty is... O+O OHMIGOD WHO'S MORIARTY

Bushy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bunny: IT'S SAURON SAURON IS MORIARTY!

END OF THE FIRST CHAPTER

(Oh there's more )