Evil cat of doom takes over the world!

Starring: Pouir (my kitten) as "the cat of doom"! Quatre (GW) as "the rich guy who rules the world"! Duo (GW) as "the hiper-active guy who likes pokémon WAY too much"! Heero (GW) as "the horny guy who fucks everything in site"! Yugi (YGO) as "the kwaii defenseless little kid that is afraid of spiders"! Joey (YGO) as "the cat's owner"! and Seto (YGO) as "the computer hacker" Also includes: Relena Piececraft, Téa Gardner and anyone else I feel like adding.

WARNING: INSANESS, DEATH AND JUST PLAIN QUEERENESS!

Ahem! *clears throught* I am your authoress Kimiko! I tell the story you read it! You get the idea! I have no spell check so this story has WAY too many spelling errors! Other then that we're good to start the fic!



It all started at um.. ah! yes! Joey's house.

Joey had just got a new kitten. He was playing with him. "What should I name you?" Asked Joey about to pet the kitten. As he was reaching down the cat bit him. "Ow!!" Cried Joey in pain. "Your quite the little devil arn't you! I shall name you pouir! Meaning 'cat of doom'!" "Mew!" answerd Pouir likeing his name. What Joey didn't know was how much of a 'cat of doom' this cat really was.



At Heero's and Relena's house...

"I wanna fuck something!" stated Heero to Relena. "Wanna fuck?" asked Relena knowing he would say yes. "Okay!" answerd Heero excitedly grabbing Relena's hand and leading her towards the bedroom. They began taking off their clothes quickly. Then Heero pinned Relena onto the bed and began to fuck her. (what more can I say? It's not like he likes her) In and out, in and out. Heero cumed numerous times. That's virtually all that happend.



At Duo and Yugi's house...

"I CAUGHT A PIKACHEW!" Yelled Duo excitedly! "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Yugi since he saw a spider. "What is it?" Asked Duo, eyes never leaving his gameboy. "ASPIDERASPIDERAPRIDER!!!!" Yelled Yugi terrified, "KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!". "Shh! Calm down! It won't hurt you!" Said Duo pauseing his game. Duo came and killed the spider. (Which was only a milimeter in dyamiter) Duo saved his game and shut it off. Then he flipped on the T.V. Almost knowing Duo was there. "I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS!" Sang Duo rather loudly. "TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE! I WILL GO WHERE NO-ONE'S BEEN...." He continued his song.

Meanwhile...

Pouir had gotten out of Joey's house and Joey was serching everywhere for him. Where was the evil cat? At a secret laboratory(lah-bore-ah-tor-ey) run by cats.









Thats all for now! I wanted to write more but I have to go to bed! I will write more on Monday! Please rewiew!