It was a sunny, smoke filled, lovely day on Endor and the imperial base was under attack by Rebel forces.
Matt Smith the Stormtrooper was running towards the Rebel positions to blow them up with his super, high-powered, ultimate killing machine of death to all the things not wearing white armor. . . ROCKET LAUNCHER THING!
As he was running, Matt was thinking of all the normal things Stormtroopers think of; why Stormtroopers couldn't hit anything, why Emperor made the Storm troopers clean his underwear and why his underwear was pink with little words saying "momma's boy" on them.
Just then, he saw something and recognized Luke Skywalker running off. Without thinking, he fired his SUPER, HIGH-POWERED, ULTIMATE. . . You know what I'm talking about. Anyway, he fired it at Luke and winced as he scored a direct hit on Luke's head. "Whoops, that wasn't supposed to actually hit him."
Suddenly, out of the smoke came sprinting, a very pissed off Luke Skywalker. Matt Smith the Stormtrooper knew he had to do something quick so he did what any highly trained, top class Stormtrooper would do; He ran for his life, screaming at the top of his lungs.
Luke chased him around for all of two hours as Matt used "escape and evade" tactics by running around in circles around a tree, each time coming within inches of Luke's lightsaber.
Luke was running out of breath and Matt thought he had a chance to get away. He took off sprinting away from Luke and looked back to see Luke puking from dehydration. "Ha, Stupid Jedi. They're not as tough as they think." Matt thought right before he crashed into a tree.
Matt Smith the Stormtrooper got up and saw Luke standing in front of him with a smirk. "I'm going to kill you now dumb Stormtrooper! But I'll kill you without hate or anger, so I don't turn to the dark side."
Matt Smith knew he was dead but then, he saw something flying over Luke's head "Hey dumbbell! See that chicken flying over you?" Luke turned and saw the chicken flying over his head "that chicken is your father!"
Luke stared at the chicken for a moment and began to tremble "no. No. That's not true. That's impossible!"
Just then, Darth Vader came along with a long line of giant tarantulas' following him, dancing along to the sweet, elven, tune he was humming as he danced. He saw Luke and Matt have their exchange and, ever the prankster, crept up on Luke and whispered into his ear "search your feelings Luke. You know that it's true."
Luke fell to his knees. "NOOOOOOOO NOOOO!" and right then and there fell over and died of a heart-attack.
... The end.
