Disclaimer: Not mine

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The whole thing was Albert's fault.

The week had started out innocently enough, with Albert finally having enough time and money to see him again (among other things). Chang and GB showing up a day later (Chang claimed he was visiting a former employee who was starting up his own restaurant). And Jet had actually been happy that they were here (even after Chang has burst in on him and Albert that morning, announcing that breakfast was ready). But then Albert-- Albert-- had suggested that they see more of Jet's 'homeland'.

"My homeland is the Bronx, dammit, not some freakin' camp site… I can't even have a smoke here…"

"Relax, Jet. The fresh air will do you some good." Albert was the picture of calm as he sorted out firewood (something he was annoyingly good at, considering Albert's background was as urban as his own).

Jet was about to let him have it when Albert cut him off with a smirk. "Besides, our tent zips up from the inside. Unless Chang wants us extra crispy, there'll be on intrusions tomorrow morning."

… Maybe fresh air wasn't that bad.