Me: TIME FOR MY MOST AMBITIOUS STORY YET!
Mario: Oh god I'm bursting with joy.
Aisha: what's it this time Mario? Finally time for the crossover story with Rena?
Me: Nope :D!
Eve: How about my story or Ara's?
Ara: :D?
Me: Nope :D!
Everyone Else: ...WHAT IS IT THEN?
Me: Daily Lives of the Void of Light Guild xD.
Everyone Else: ...YOU SON OF A-
Me: O_O CHAPTER 1 START NOW!
Characters and their classes:
Elemonade (me): Lord Knight (male)
Anise2345432/Clarrice: Elemental Master / Combat Ranger (male)
MelodyCrisis: Elemental Master (female)
BGxGUNZ: Deadly Chaser (male)
Chapter 1: VoL and Leveling up
Anise2345432: ele
Elemonade: ?
Anise2345432: help me lvl up
Anise2345432: u said u would but u didnt yesterday
MelodyCrisis: LOL
Elemonade: …
Elemonade: well I did one dungeon
Anise2345432: no... just help
Anise2345432: less dots more help
Elemonade: help
Anise2345432: asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfplz
Anise2345432: plz help me
Anise2345432:HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLP PPPPPPP
Elemonade: o.o
Anise2345432: HELP
Anise2345432: ELE
Anise2345432: HELP ME
Anise2345432: ILL GO ON MA RENA AND ULL HELP ME
Elemonade: fine
Anise2345432: RIGHT?
Anise2345432: YAY MEET ME IN THE BACK OF ALTERA
MelodyCrisis: Wah
MelodyCrisis: This VP so pro
10 seconds later~
Clarrice: R U COMIN
Elemonade: HOLD YOUR BOWS
Clarrice: GO TO CHANNEL 4
Elemonade: HOLD YOUR ARROWS
Elemonade: HOLD YOUR EVERYTHING DAMMIT
[Elemonade has logged in the game]
[Intro] Elemonade: Dat EM ass..
Clarrice: WAT ABOUT WS ASS
Elemonade: EM is more sexier
Clarrice: EH
Clarrice: I GUESS UR RIGHT
Clarrice: 2nd hottest is WS
Clarrice: MEH
MelodyCrisis: …
Clarrice: U KNOW SHE HOT AS HELL
MelodyCrisis: You guys are disgusting
Clarrice: BUT THEY ARE CUTE, ADMIT IT
Elemonade: IKR
Clarrice: YUKI ADMIT IT
MelodyCrisis: SDFU YOU PERVY NO GOOD PERVS
Clarrice: ADMIT DAMMIT
Clarrice: IM NOT A PERV
MelodyCrisis: YUS YHU ARE
Elemonade: WE HAVE GOOD TASTE DAMMIT YUKI
MelodyCrisis: YHUR NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE GOODBYE
Clarrice: *cries for 3 minutes straight
Elemonade: ...AIGHT THATS IT
Elemonade: *smacks Clarrice up the head
Clarrice: ;-; *kicks ele's face
Elemonade: ...
MelodyCrisis: -leaves guild chat-
Elemonade: IM HERE STOP CRYING
Clarrice: *cries no yukis being mean to me
BGxGUNZ: WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON HERE?
BGxGUNZ: YOU, KID, SHUT UP
BGxGUNZ: PURITY, SHUT YOUR SON UP
Elemonade: IM TRYING TO SHUT HIM UP
Elemonade: HE'S NOT MY SON DAMMIT
Clarrice: I was talking to ele about how cute WS is and yuki hates me again
Elemonade: ALRIGHT RIDDLE ME THIS
Elemonade: WHO'S THE EFFING MOTHER THEN BG?
Elemonade: WHO?
Clarrice: *summarizes last 5 minutes into 3 sentences
Clarrice: wait here *points at Elemonade
Elemonade: ...
2 minutes later~
BgxGUNZ: ANISE NO
Clarrice: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
BgxGUNZ: SHE DOESNT ANSWER THAT QUESTION
Clarrice: WAT DO U WANT
BgxGUNZ: DONT ASK HER WHATS WRONG
MelodyCrisis: Omg. Anise. Seriously.
Clarrice: wat.
MelodyCrisis: You're so childish.
Clarrice: … *jumps off Altera Island cliff*
Elemonade: FFS I WANTED TO PUSH YOU OFF THE CLIFF
Clarrice: SDFU
MelodyCrisis: -sits in emo corner- I so lonleh
Clarrice: K yuki, I warned you
BgxGUNZ: *pulls out RPG*
MelodyCrisis: I have 99999 emo corners btw
Clarrice: Really?
MelodyCrisis: Mhm. They're all pink and sexy
Elemonade: Just like EM's ass
Clarrice/MelodyCrisis: …
BgxGUNZ: *blows up all emo corners*
Clarrice: U NEED TO CHANGE UR GUILD MEETING
Clarrice: SERIOUSLY
Elemonade: NO
Clarrice: YES
BgxGUNZ: NO
Clarrice: YES
Elemonade: I LIKE EM DAMMIT
Clarrice: I DO TO DAMMIT
MelodyCrisis: El and Clarrice = Perverts
Clarrice: *cries for 10 more minutes
BgxGUNZ: PURITY!
Elemonade: ALRIGHT BG ROUND TWO
BgxGUNZ:?
Elemonade: IF CLAR'S MY SON, WHO'S THE MOTHER?
Clarrice: BG MY MAMA
MelodyCrisis: LOL
Elemonade: DAFAQ
Clarrice: WHERE MY MILK B*TCH!
Elemonade: ...If BG and I are Clar's parents
Elemonade: *throws up*
MelodyCrisis: LOL
BgxGUNZ: *BARFS*
Clarrice: *slaps BG*
Clarrice: NO BARFING!
BgxGUNZ: :/
Clarrice: NO B*TCH
Clarrice: STOP BARFING!
MelodyCrisis: -slaps Anise- NO CUSSIN
Clarrice: I'll stop, if you'll be my friend again
MelodyCrisis: Betch, your disgusting
5 minutes of this BS
Elemonade: SO CLARRICE. WHEN AM I GONNA HELP YOU LVL UP
Clarrice: NOW
MelodyCrisis: ANISE ANISE ANISE
Clarrice: yus?
Clarrice: what's up?
[MelodyCrisis has logged out]
Clarrice: ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk.
Me: So yeah...this is what happens in my guild nearly every day.
Mario: ...So basically a CrackFic about your life in this guild?
Me: Yep! Pretty good story right?
Elgang: ITS TERRIBLE D: I HATE YOU FIRE!
Me: Yeah...You might wanna check the date idiots.
Mario: ...April 1st.
Me: Mhm.
Everyone Else: ...*mind clicks*
Everyone Else: OH FCK YOU FIRE! *chases with chainsaws*
Me: OH MOTHER OF- *runs away*
Me: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE :D!
