Me: TIME FOR MY MOST AMBITIOUS STORY YET!

Mario: Oh god I'm bursting with joy.

Aisha: what's it this time Mario? Finally time for the crossover story with Rena?

Me: Nope :D!

Eve: How about my story or Ara's?

Ara: :D?

Me: Nope :D!

Everyone Else: ...WHAT IS IT THEN?

Me: Daily Lives of the Void of Light Guild xD.

Everyone Else: ...YOU SON OF A-

Me: O_O CHAPTER 1 START NOW!

Characters and their classes:

Elemonade (me): Lord Knight (male)

Anise2345432/Clarrice: Elemental Master / Combat Ranger (male)

MelodyCrisis: Elemental Master (female)

BGxGUNZ: Deadly Chaser (male)


Chapter 1: VoL and Leveling up

Anise2345432: ele

Elemonade: ?

Anise2345432: help me lvl up

Anise2345432: u said u would but u didnt yesterday

MelodyCrisis: LOL

Elemonade: …

Elemonade: well I did one dungeon

Anise2345432: no... just help

Anise2345432: less dots more help

Elemonade: help

Anise2345432: asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfplz

Anise2345432: plz help me

Anise2345432:HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLP PPPPPPP

Elemonade: o.o

Anise2345432: HELP

Anise2345432: ELE

Anise2345432: HELP ME

Anise2345432: ILL GO ON MA RENA AND ULL HELP ME

Elemonade: fine

Anise2345432: RIGHT?

Anise2345432: YAY MEET ME IN THE BACK OF ALTERA

MelodyCrisis: Wah

MelodyCrisis: This VP so pro

10 seconds later~

Clarrice: R U COMIN

Elemonade: HOLD YOUR BOWS

Clarrice: GO TO CHANNEL 4

Elemonade: HOLD YOUR ARROWS

Elemonade: HOLD YOUR EVERYTHING DAMMIT

[Elemonade has logged in the game]

[Intro] Elemonade: Dat EM ass..

Clarrice: WAT ABOUT WS ASS

Elemonade: EM is more sexier

Clarrice: EH

Clarrice: I GUESS UR RIGHT

Clarrice: 2nd hottest is WS

Clarrice: MEH

MelodyCrisis: …

Clarrice: U KNOW SHE HOT AS HELL

MelodyCrisis: You guys are disgusting

Clarrice: BUT THEY ARE CUTE, ADMIT IT

Elemonade: IKR

Clarrice: YUKI ADMIT IT

MelodyCrisis: SDFU YOU PERVY NO GOOD PERVS

Clarrice: ADMIT DAMMIT

Clarrice: IM NOT A PERV

MelodyCrisis: YUS YHU ARE

Elemonade: WE HAVE GOOD TASTE DAMMIT YUKI

MelodyCrisis: YHUR NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE GOODBYE

Clarrice: *cries for 3 minutes straight

Elemonade: ...AIGHT THATS IT

Elemonade: *smacks Clarrice up the head

Clarrice: ;-; *kicks ele's face

Elemonade: ...

MelodyCrisis: -leaves guild chat-

Elemonade: IM HERE STOP CRYING

Clarrice: *cries no yukis being mean to me

BGxGUNZ: WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON HERE?

BGxGUNZ: YOU, KID, SHUT UP

BGxGUNZ: PURITY, SHUT YOUR SON UP

Elemonade: IM TRYING TO SHUT HIM UP

Elemonade: HE'S NOT MY SON DAMMIT

Clarrice: I was talking to ele about how cute WS is and yuki hates me again

Elemonade: ALRIGHT RIDDLE ME THIS

Elemonade: WHO'S THE EFFING MOTHER THEN BG?

Elemonade: WHO?

Clarrice: *summarizes last 5 minutes into 3 sentences

Clarrice: wait here *points at Elemonade

Elemonade: ...

2 minutes later~

BgxGUNZ: ANISE NO

Clarrice: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

BgxGUNZ: SHE DOESNT ANSWER THAT QUESTION

Clarrice: WAT DO U WANT

BgxGUNZ: DONT ASK HER WHATS WRONG

MelodyCrisis: Omg. Anise. Seriously.

Clarrice: wat.

MelodyCrisis: You're so childish.

Clarrice: … *jumps off Altera Island cliff*

Elemonade: FFS I WANTED TO PUSH YOU OFF THE CLIFF

Clarrice: SDFU

MelodyCrisis: -sits in emo corner- I so lonleh

Clarrice: K yuki, I warned you

BgxGUNZ: *pulls out RPG*

MelodyCrisis: I have 99999 emo corners btw

Clarrice: Really?

MelodyCrisis: Mhm. They're all pink and sexy

Elemonade: Just like EM's ass

Clarrice/MelodyCrisis: …

BgxGUNZ: *blows up all emo corners*

Clarrice: U NEED TO CHANGE UR GUILD MEETING

Clarrice: SERIOUSLY

Elemonade: NO

Clarrice: YES

BgxGUNZ: NO

Clarrice: YES

Elemonade: I LIKE EM DAMMIT

Clarrice: I DO TO DAMMIT

MelodyCrisis: El and Clarrice = Perverts

Clarrice: *cries for 10 more minutes

BgxGUNZ: PURITY!

Elemonade: ALRIGHT BG ROUND TWO

BgxGUNZ:?

Elemonade: IF CLAR'S MY SON, WHO'S THE MOTHER?

Clarrice: BG MY MAMA

MelodyCrisis: LOL

Elemonade: DAFAQ

Clarrice: WHERE MY MILK B*TCH!

Elemonade: ...If BG and I are Clar's parents

Elemonade: *throws up*

MelodyCrisis: LOL

BgxGUNZ: *BARFS*

Clarrice: *slaps BG*

Clarrice: NO BARFING!

BgxGUNZ: :/

Clarrice: NO B*TCH

Clarrice: STOP BARFING!

MelodyCrisis: -slaps Anise- NO CUSSIN

Clarrice: I'll stop, if you'll be my friend again

MelodyCrisis: Betch, your disgusting

5 minutes of this BS

Elemonade: SO CLARRICE. WHEN AM I GONNA HELP YOU LVL UP

Clarrice: NOW

MelodyCrisis: ANISE ANISE ANISE

Clarrice: yus?

Clarrice: what's up?

[MelodyCrisis has logged out]

Clarrice: ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk.


Me: So yeah...this is what happens in my guild nearly every day.

Mario: ...So basically a CrackFic about your life in this guild?

Me: Yep! Pretty good story right?

Elgang: ITS TERRIBLE D: I HATE YOU FIRE!

Me: Yeah...You might wanna check the date idiots.

Mario: ...April 1st.

Me: Mhm.

Everyone Else: ...*mind clicks*

Everyone Else: OH FCK YOU FIRE! *chases with chainsaws*

Me: OH MOTHER OF- *runs away*

Me: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE :D!