Author's Note:
I'm back! TheSavageMan100 has returned for another addition to the popular Fairy Tail's Disney Parody Series. So far, I've completed stories based on The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and The Lion King. So today, I've made a brand new addition in the line of Disney Parodies: Erzahontas! Despite being criticized for its historical inaccuracy, Pocahontas was not only a worthy addition to the Disney pantheon, but it's also a two-time Academy Award winner (I think this was the first Disney movie I've watched when I was a kid).
Erza Scarlet, the free-spirited Fairyndian princess, watches as a mysterious shipload of Fiore settlers arrives. She develops a strong relationship with Captain Sting Eucliffe, but when tensions mount between their two very different cultures, she must find a way for everyone to live together in peace.
And I know what you're all thinking, that Jellal should be John Smith instead of Sting. The reason why I'm shipping Erza and Sting in this story for now is because I'm saving Jellal for a big surprise. That's right, Jellal will make an appearance in the upcoming sequel to Erzahontas. What will Jellal play, you ask? Take a guess!
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Chorus: In X784
We sailed the open sea
For glory, God, and gold, and the Magnolia Company
For the New World is like heaven
And we'll all be rich and free
Or so we have been told by the Magnolia Company
So we have been told by the Magnolia Company
(humming)
Years ago, wizards, sailors, and entrepreneurs from all over the Kingdom of Fiore have gathered to set sail for the New World, a series of lands undiscovered and uncharted on the map. Countless volunteers packed their things and said farewells to their families and friends, enthralled by the adventure that was about to begin. During the preparations, the new recruits for the Magnolia Company signed up before they boarded the ship, named Mercury Constant.
One of the volunteers was a slim young man with rather messy black hair, with strands brushed to the right side of his face covering his right eye. He wore a plain gray shirt with a prominent black cloth waistguard consisting of four pieces below his knees, each adorned by a large red cross, a black cape, and armored boots. His name was Rogue Cheney. He was about to join the journey, but not before saying goodbye to his loving mother, sister, and Exceed friend Frosch.
For glory, God, and gold, and the Magnolia Company
"Goodbye, Rogue! I'll write every day!" Frosch waved tearfully. "I'll miss you!"
As the rest of the crew hopped aboard the Mercury Constant, someone else was approaching the ship. He was a 19-year old man with spiky blonde hair, wearing a blue vest with golden outer edges and inner edges covered by a trimming of gray fur, a brown shirt, long dark blue gloves, and cream-colored pants held up by black suspenders. His name was Sting Eucliffe, one of the best explorers in the history of the known world, and a prominent White Dragon Slayer. He was accompanied by his friend, a dark brown Exceed named Lector, who smiled with confidence.
"Ready to hoist the cannon?" a crew member named Yuka Suzuki called from nearby.
"Aye!" another crew member named Toby Horhorta called back.
While Rogue walked aboard, two crew members named Rufus Lore and Orga Nanagear saw Sting approaching. Orga asked, "Hey, Rufus, look! Is that Sting Eucliffe?"
Rufus replied with a grin, "That's him, alright, the mighty White Dragon Slayer."
Rogue joined Rufus and Orga. He saw Sting with an amazed look, "Captain Sting Eucliffe! I've heard some amazing stories about him."
Orga nodded, "Yep, he's like a legend! The greatest Dragon Slayer alive today!"
Rufus began, "Five years ago, Sting single-handedly defeated the Baram Alliance with his White Dragon Slayer Magic. Of course, he learned the best from his master, the White Dragon Weisslogia. According to tradition, there are some dragons hidden throughout Earth-land, and only a few are selected to be their disciples, to be the next generation of Dragon Slayers."
Rogue stated, "Actually, I'm a Dragon Slayer, too."
Rufus and Orga turned to Rogue with intrigued looks. Orga began, "You are?"
Rogue explained, "I use Shadow Dragon Slayer Magic. I learned it from the Shadow Dragon, Skiadrum."
Rufus chuckled, "Well, good for you. Imagine that, the White and Shadow Dragon Slayers together. That would make us the unstoppable crew in the Magnolia Company."
Orga asked Rufus, "Two Dragon Slayers, huh? Does that mean Sting's coming on this voyage, too?"
Rufus laughed proudly, "Of course he is, my friend! We can't fight Fairyndians without the best wizards in Fiore. But most of all, without Sting Eucliffe."
Sting and Lector boarded the cannon as it was being hoisted up to the ship. Sting smirked, "That's right. I'm not gonna let you guys have all the fun without me."
Lector agreed, "Yeah! Sting's the best Dragon Slayer of all time! He'll beat those Fairyndians down!"
At that moment, a royal carriage arrived at the harbor before stopping. The soldiers lined up and stood at attention in each side of a red carpet that was laid down in the middle of a path leading to the Mercury Constant. One soldier opened the door, and out came a beautiful woman with long straight glossy black hair and wearing a fashioned navy blue dress, long white gloves, a white furry sash around her neck, and a hat. Her name was Minerva Orlando, the governor appointed to lead the expedition, and representative of the Magnolia Company, the sponsors of the mission.
Chorus: On the beaches of Magnolia
There's diamonds like debris
There's silver rivers flow and gold you pick right off a tree
As Minerva heads for the ship, her assistant Yukino Aguria followed her, while carrying something on a velvet cushion. On it was a tan-skinned dog with wavy blonde hair and a small 5-shaped tattoo below his lower lip. His name was Shô, the governor's pet dog.
With a nugget for my Winnie
And another one for me
And all the rest'll go to the Magnolia Company
Later, the crew shouted their farewells as the Mercury Constant sets sail.
It's glory, God, and gold, and the Magnolia Company
Time had passed since the journey began, but suddenly, a storm appeared as the ship was going right through it. "Haul on the brace!" a sailor named Dobengal shouted.
"Come on, come on! Do your best! Watch out!" The crew pulled hard on the ropes to keep the sails up, some steering the ship through the fierce storm, as much as possible to avoid being driven overboard.
Below the deck, Toby and Yuka kept trying to get the water out of the ship as fast as they can. "Faster!" Yuka shouted. "She's taking on more water!"
Meanwhile, Rogue began to tie the ropes around one of the cannons to prevent it from falling into the ocean or hurt someone. Suddenly, Dobengal yelled out, "Look out!" Another splash occurred, causing the ropes to snap and the cannons to stir.
Worried, Rogue thought he could use some help. He looked up to the sails where Sting and three other sailors were attempting to hold them. Rogue called out, "Sting! Get down here! The cannons are breaking loose!"
Seeing the turmoil unfold below, Sting grabbed a rope and slid down to the deck as fast as he could. As he landed, he yelled out to the sailors, "Reef the topsails! Steady on the course!" He rushed over to Rogue and helped him set the cannon, "It's all right, Rogue. We'll get her tied up."
As Sting tied up the cannon, Dobengal called out, "Say your prayers, my friends! You're going to need them!" The ship kept rocking so hard because of the intensity of the ocean's waves, making things a lot more unpleasant for the crew.
"Rogue, watch out!" Sting shouted in alarm as the waves splashed him and Rogue. Sting held the rope tightly, but Rogue wasn't lucky.
The waves enveloped Rogue in a large torrent of water, causing him to fall off the ship and into the ocean. "HEEEEELLLPPPP!" he screamed.
"ROGUE!" Sting yelled.
"Man overboard!" Orga called out to the crew.
"Help! Help!" Rogue cried out, futilely attempting to swim back to the ship, but the ocean was so deep that he started to sink down.
"Stay your course! He's lost!" Rufus said hopelessly.
Sting was not willing to leave a member of the crew behind. To Rufus and Orga's surprise, he ran towards the edge of the ship, jumped, and dove into the ocean.
"Sting! STING!" Orga yelled out.
"Have you lost your mind?!" Rufus shouted in disbelief.
"White Dragon's Rocket Boots!" A shining flask of light emerged from below the ocean, and in a large burst, Sting emerged out of the water, lifting Rogue on his shoulders. The White Dragon Slayer flew up into the air with his legs igniting with White Dragon Slayer Magic, before he landed straight back to the ship.
Just in time, the storm died down, the strong winds and waves finally receding. All of the crewmates seemed exhausted, yet relieved at the same time. Orga and Rufus placed a warm blanket around Rogue's body, who was wet and coughing water.
"There you go, you lucky guys," Orga said.
"Well, that was refreshing," Sting sighed with relief.
Lector cheered, "Sting's done it again! He's saved the crew!"
Sting chuckled, "Thanks, Lector. I'm very lucky to have magic to get me out of any mess." He then smiled, brushing a hand around Lector's fur, "By the way, it's good to see you're safe and sound."
Lector blushed, "Aw, it was nothing. Friends gotta stick together, huh?" Sting winked his eye in response.
Rogue weakly smiled, "Thanks, Sting. You saved my life. I'm ashamed if Frosch saw me like this."
Sting grinned back, "No problem." He turned to Rufus and Orga, "Of course, you'd all do the same for me."
Rufus agreed, "Why, yes. We all would. Absolutely."
"Right, definitely. We would," Orga chuckled. He, Rufus, and Rogue wanted to at least try to stay on Sting's good side, despite the fact they weren't keen on risking their lives anytime soon, should another disaster happen.
Just then, Governor Minerva appeared as lightning illuminated her figure, carrying her dog Shô in her hands. "Trouble on deck?" she asked.
"Governor Minerva," Rogue said in alarm, as he and Sting stood up.
Minerva clicked her tongue, disappointed at the state Rogue was in. She said, "My goodness. Whatever happened to the poor dear?"
Sting explained, "Rogue fell overboard. I saved his life."
Minerva confirmed with a nod, "Thank heavens he's been successfully retrieved." She turned to Sting, "Well done, Captain Eucliffe. You truly live up to your title of White Dragon Slayer. The great Weisslogia has taught you well."
Sting bowed respectfully, "Thank you, Milady."
Minerva turned to the rest of the gathered crew and announced, "Don't lose heart, men. It won't be long before we reach the New World. And remember what awaits us there: freedom…"
Shô barked.
"…prosperity…"
Shô barked two times.
"…the adventure of our lives. You're the finest crew Fiore has to offer, composed entirely of the greatest wizards on the continent. Some of you use different brands of Lost Magic, such as Sting Eucliffe and Rogue Cheney's abilities as Dragon Slayers. We are blessed to have such powerful wizards on our side. Together, we will explore the New World and brave all of its dangers, and nothing— not wind, nor rain, nor a thousand bloodthirsty savages— shall stand in our way. Carry on, men!"
The crew cheered and shouted in approval, motivated by Minerva's promises of endless adventure, freedom, and prosperity.
Yukino stood at the door to the cabin, awaiting her mistress's return. She smiled, "That was a stirring ovation, Lady Minerva. The crew was mostly exhilarated."
"Let us hope so, Yukino," Minerva chuckled. "I'll need those witless peasants to dig up my gold, won't I?" She smirked at Shô, who narrowed his eyes evilly. It would appear that the governor has something else in mind than just a settlement.
"A New World full of gold, just waitin' for us…" Shô smirked back, speaking in a human voice. "This is gonna be a major haul!"
Minerva smiled playfully at Shô, "Of course it will, Shô, my dear." She tickled her dog's body, causing him to laugh. She cooed, "Who's the good doggy, my love? Who's the good doggy?" She then entered the cabin.
The crew continued working as Sting, Lector, and Rogue tied some new ropes around a cannon. Rogue grinned, "This New World's going to be great, Sting. I'll get myself a pile of gold, build me a big house, and I'll bring Frosch along. If any Fairyndian tries to stop me, my Shadow Dragon Slayer Magic will make short work of them."
"You just worry about that fortune of yours, Rogue," Sting said, pulling the cannon.
"Leave the freaks to Sting," Lector suggested. "He'll take care of them."
Orga spoke, "Hey, man, you think they'll give us much trouble?"
Lector smirked, "Not as much trouble as Sting'll give 'em, Orga!"
Orga shouted proudly, "Don't forget me, kitty cat! I'm a Lightning God Slayer!"
Rufus added proudly, "And I am a Memory-Make Wizard. A good one at that, too."
The crew laughed and began to sing.
Crew: We'll kill ourselves a Fairy
Sting took out a sword and sliced a mop in two. The top of the mop fell on Lector's head.
Sting and Lector: Or maybe two or three
Sting stabbed the sword at a soda barrel, pulling the cork out. It caused the soda to flow out, and the crew began to fill up their cups.
Sting, Lector, and Crew: We're stalwart men and bold of the Magnolia Company
As Lector and the crew continued to have fun, Sting and Rogue made their way to the crow's nest, getting a better view of the ocean.
Rogue asked, "What do you suppose the New World is going to look like?"
"Like all the others, I suppose," Sting shrugged. "I've seen hundreds of new worlds, Rogue. What could possibly be different about this one?"
Crew: It's glory, God, and gold, and the Magnolia Company
The Mercury Constant continued sailing across the open sea. The Fiore settlers simply cannot wait to see what the New World has in store for them.
